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A 67-year-old woman named Dorothy Fletcher once had a heart attack on a plane. When the stewardess asked if there was a doctor on board,15 people stood up. They were on their way to a cardiology conference. The woman survived.

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plato's allegory of the fave

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belief (he's the specialest girl in the whole world) vs knowledge (he's just some guy)

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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International Dog of Violence

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Imagine getting you ass demolished by some random japanese girl only to find out she works as a virtual dog streamer for nerds on youtube, I don't think I'd be able to cope

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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

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Uh Oh

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I got a bad feeling about this

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You and me both Rainbow Dash

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Spy X family is so fucking funny. Because Loid was legit like: alright I wanna make my pretend daughter happy in this fake pretend family, so I'll rent a fucking castle and ask every single fucking agent to stop what they're doing so my daughter can be a princess, who I don't have any attachment to at all btw. Also my fake wife pretends to be a witch with insane martial arts skills, nothing suspicious about this woman who can kick my ass. Anyway I'm doing a splendid job being a spy, no one suspects a thing.