Rider Hoffman &gt;:]

I WAS SO KIND YESTERDAY. I GAVE YOU CURRY AND YOU. I AM NOW SYNCED TO YOU. RRRRRRRRGH. (im going to crash out on you/hj)

"I... Is that a.. Threat... O-Or something-..?"

#batim #bendy #bendy and the ink machine #rider hoffmann #batim oc #riders bullshit

“Probably.”

unnoticedunawarestillhere

Art from @yourfavouriteboyrider for Sammy suffering lmao

Somebody explain to me why everyone's batim design for their oc's or fave characters look fucking awesome

and Hudson's design looks like shit-

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME

#how dare thee insult the boy #bitch stfu Hudson looks amazing >:(#I am going to skroingle you #mod post #Gon be honest y’all Rider was originally JUST a shit post #I wasn’t even into BATIM when I made him lol #Blame Sammy’s mod for Riders existence. he encouraged this.

THOU DARETH INSULT THINE OC???

TO THE TRIANGLE HOLE

Sammy arcane fan confirmed?

I MEANT TO PUT THAT ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT FUCK

HAH

#𝙼𝚘𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝

Magic!Anon (if those work here)

Sammy has period cramps for the mext 16 asks!!!

OH JESUS CHRIST-

(And yis M!As work here!! :D not many people do them, which is fine ofc :3)

BAHAHDBDUSJDIFBSISBDBS I FGCUCKFING CANT

NO BC I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SMTJ LIKE THAT EVER SINCE I SAID MAGIC ANONS WORKED HERE 😭😭🙏

YOU NEED TO DRAW THAT PLEASE I BEG JUST A FUCKING DOODLE OF SAMMY SUFFERING

I WILL

#crack 𝙼𝚘𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝

Magic!Anon (if those work here)

Sammy has period cramps for the mext 16 asks!!!

OH JESUS CHRIST-

(And yis M!As work here!! :D not many people do them, which is fine ofc :3)

#mod post #batim #bendy #bendy and the ink machine #rider hoffmann #batim oc #riders bullshit

BAHAHDBDUSJDIFBSISBDBS I FGCUCKFING CANT

unnoticedunawarestillhere

40’s FASHION I DON'T CARE I JUST NEED TO DRAW THESE AWESOME PEOPLE SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

@creationandcalamityau @thelocalmoth @asknorman-polk @asksammylawrence @art-by-stella @eeveelikessoda @yourfavouriteboyrider @im-outa-here

#AAAAAA THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT #Rider looks so silly #mod post #batim #rider hoffmann #riders bullshit #batim oc

I will consume your art.

Tall man

Tree man

You're tall like a tree

(pls get what I'm referencing T-T)

“I think ya might just be tiny, pal.”

I’m so horribly sorry I don’t get the reference

THE REF WAS THAT SOMEONE ELSE SENT THAT TO SAMMY T-T

btw that anon was me lol

OMFG MY MEMORY IS SO BAD I SAW THAT AND FORGOT IT HAPPENED LMAO

"your kneecaps shall be removed now..."

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #batim oc #rider hoffman #riders bullshit #bendy

“Oh god.”

Rider sorta just busts open the door randomly, completely forgetting to knock as he now stands leaning against the doorframe.

“Yo Sammy – Don’t you yell at me for the door, it didn’t break this time – Now I know ya kinda hate me, but I have question and there ain’t no way in hell I am asking it to my stage coworkers.”

The silly little pain in the ass doesn’t even let Sammy respond before he continued speaking.

“How the hell am I supposed to react to some random intern telling me to 'ease it on the ass' and then proceeding to call me a cake boy??”

(I am being deadass, someone said this. You can even go check 😭)

Many MANY FUCKING WORMS just pool out of Lawrence's office like a tidal wave bringing the musical madman along with it... He just... laid there for a moment "You got called a what-?"

“A cake boy.”

Rider is completely unfazed by the worms, he has accepted them. His aroace worm is just chilling on his shoulder.

“….I think they were referring to my ass.”

im-outa-here

“Word in the halls is that the lady’s of the studio have jokingly made a list of which men have the most “cake” Rider is at the top of that list, Sammy’s on the bottom of the list-“ *he casually explains as he mops the hallway*

“Y’know, I’m not surprised Sammy’s at the bottom— Hol’ up, they- they made a LIST??”

"WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THESE FUCKING WORMS OUT OF HERE?!"

“SHADDUP—”

artheartandsoul

*cough cough*

Throws my fanart at you

#mod post #I am going to eat your art #batim #batim oc #rider hoffman #bendy #bendy and the ink machine

AAAAAAAA THIS IS SO GOOD

Tall man

Tree man

You're tall like a tree

(pls get what I'm referencing T-T)

“I think ya might just be tiny, pal.”

I’m so horribly sorry I don’t get the reference

THE REF WAS THAT SOMEONE ELSE SENT THAT TO SAMMY T-T

btw that anon was me lol

#mod post #batim #bendy and the ink machine #rider hoffmann #bendy #batim oc #riders bullshit

OMFG MY MEMORY IS SO BAD I SAW THAT AND FORGOT IT HAPPENED LMAO

Tall man

Tree man

You're tall like a tree

(pls get what I'm referencing T-T)

“I think ya might just be tiny, pal.”

I’m so horribly sorry I don’t get the reference

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #rider hoffmann #bendy #batim oc #riders bullshit #ask blog

You know what just royally pisses me off to no end... :)

The fact thAT I KEEP FORGETTING TO DRAW YOUR FUCKING WATCH

If ya look at literally all of my fanart it is nowhERE TO BE FOUND :D

istg my brain is broken T-T

“Poor watchie has been forgotten.”

imagine him making this expression 😔

PFFFT HAHAHAH NO WORRIES, I USED TO FORGET IT A LOT TOO

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #rider hoffmann #bendy #batim oc #riders bullshit #ask blog

How tall are you..?

“About 5’11" I’d say, my hair just tends to floof up and make me look a little taller. I’m only like two or three inches shorter than Sammy in actuality.”

"No offense but you kinda give me short vibes..."

"Just like, your face is not the face of a tall man..."

"Also you're an inch taller than me..."