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Breaking News: we're doomed! Surendra Egillsson an independent fandomless (with spn influences) roleplay blog Mun is 29 years old, but will not smut. Written By: Robin "Rob" Blog Rebooted: 19th Nov 2021 Tracking: ⇢ yourhostsurendra Surendra Egillsson , is a popular radio host and alien & cryptid conspiracy theorist working out of Las Vegas, Nevada.

[thatnordicguy]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[yourhostsurendra]

👋🏽

[omnipotenceisoverrated]

I have a hospital appointment tomorrow and I’m really anxious about it. I may not be around much until Tuesday evening but wish me luck (or bad luck so I have a really bad day with it and they can pick up what’s wrong with me better)

[omnipotenceisoverrated]

I’m headed out in a few minutes, thanks for all your support guys. Wish me luck.

[genericmuses]

Sorry for not being about, I’m struggling with my mental health badly right now and I want to write but I can’t. I will be back asap because I want to be and I miss you guys.

[lowesteffortblog]

Ulysses Zane | 01x01 This is the Beginning of the End

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you accept unprompted starters!

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ DEAN ]

                       ❝ RIGHT——— ❞     The irony of Ren saying this was not lost on Dean, but he didn’t say anything. He leaned in slightly to listen to what kind of things this ‘ Ross ’ guy believed,     ❝ Right    …     ❞     he said,     ❝…an’ why would he even——— y’no what ( NEVER MIND ).❞      Dean sighed once again,     ❝ We goin’ in then? ❞     .

“Honestly? I wouldn’t get into it with him, he could talk about it for hours. I mean I love talking about that stuff but I feel like you kinda just wanna know what you wanna know.” Ren shrugged, he’d picked that up from their first conversation. He’d got the impression Dean thought some of his ideas were ridiculous, he was used to that but Ross was... sensitive... about it, “Just... be nice to him okay?”

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ OPEN ] open to all

“What the ever-loving f—...”

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ CASSIE ] liked for a starter

“I have to admit, of all the things I expected to happen— or even thought might happen— just now, that was definitely not on the list.” 

@brdwlkwtch​

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ JB ] liked for a starter

“Well, one time the same guy requested ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ thirty times in one hour, giggling away each time, we obviously didn’t do it but... you’d think you’d ogive up after the tenth try, you know?”

@serpentblooded

[yourhostsurendra]

Reminder that I absolutely encourage replies from memes I’ve responded to, they’re a great way to start things off in terms of roleplay, I consider them alternate starters in a way, and often I find it easier with a prompt. So please, don’t feel weird about replying to a meme response I’ll be THRILLED!

[consultthemuses]

Sentence Meme: 45 Dorian Pavus Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Selfish, I suppose. Not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside. ❜

❛ A place to set up camp, perhaps? ❜

❛ Sometimes… sometimes love isn’t enough, [name]. ❜

❛ That’s… depressing. I’m not sure why. ❜

❛ I’m getting slaughtered over here! ❜

❛ What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes? ❜

❛ And everything was perfectly serene until they disturbed the ancient altar. ❜

❛ That’s… not a terrible point. Okay. ❜

❛ We’re not in court, dear woman. No need for the honey. ❜

❛ Let’s be watchful. I understand this country’s full of dogs. ❜

❛ Seriously, just how many keys does one ancient temple need? ❜

❛ Better to be in the fold than out in the wilds? For a sheep, that is. ❜

❛ I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tasted of despair. Fascinating. ❜

❛ A cheerful addition to any decent swamp. ❜ ❛ Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble. ❜

❛ That must be a year’s worth of argument for the scholars. ❜

❛ I’m too pretty to die! ❜

❛ It was fun to goad you. You get this little knot between your eyebrows. ❜

❛ What are the odds that all these people just happened to die here? ❜

❛ It will be wonderful to rid the world of these cretins. ❜

❛ Haha, I could do this all day! ❜

❛ The things you ask are just… very personal. ❜

❛ I knew you’d come around. ❜

❛ It’s not such a terrible thing. Some of my best friends are murderers. ❜

❛ Let me guess: the locals claim this place is haunted. ❜

❛ More light. How cheery. ❜

❛ I don’t wish to alarm everyone, but we’ve all gone blind. ❜

❛ Does the cold not bother any of you? Truly? ❜

❛ Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders. ❜

❛ There’s a lake like this one near my family’s estates. Fewer demons. ❜

❛ Living a lie… it festers inside you, like poison. You have to fight for what’s in your heart. ❜

❛ I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth. ❜

❛ Knee-jerk defense of your former comrades? I quite understand. ❜

❛ I’m drying out from the inside. ❜

❛ This place gives me a headache. ❜

❛ Pretty, in a haunting, “this archway might collapse on me at any moment” way. ❜

❛ It might sound that way to someone who’s been clubbed on the head too often. ❜

❛ Just try not to think about it. Or fall. Falling would be worse. ❜

❛ I’m shocked I’ve never seen this plant before. It’s so melodramatic. ❜

❛ Reminds me of when mother would take me boating, in the summer. Well, she had the servants take me on the boat while she sat inside with a cool drink. ❜

❛ Treacherous ground here. I’m picturing myself bumping all the way down a mountain. ❜

❛ Perhaps we should search about a bit? ❜

❛ Is it me, or did the temperature plunge as we stepped inside? ❜

❛ Oh, look—a dragon. What a perfect way to ruin our day. ❜

❛ So wonderful to see old friends. ❜

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ THE DOCTOR ] liked for a starter

“Yeah, one of the guys in my discord server from Edmonton recorded this while she was on a hike. She’s been a member for a few years now, I trust her not to troll us. So as far as I can tell it’s totally legit, she still has the glowy orb thing you see at the end of the video” 

@dochaes​

[goodvibesandmemes]

VIDEO GAME MEMES: “Mass Effect 2” (2010) Vol 1 🌌💫🪐 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

Themes: space, violence, science, weapons, military, technology, deinking/alcohol

“We’re at war. No one wants to admit it but Humanity’s under attack.” “I’m not going anywhere with you!” “Not exactly what I would call effective academic peer review.” “You have failed. We will find another way.” “Now my genius is wasted on frivolous things. Things that don’t explode.” “So when should I book the room?” “You’d better not stab me in the back, [ name ].” “If you want to help [ name / group ] you’d need to get back there, but It would take a real bad-ass to make it back while injured.” “Why can’t you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?” “Why don’t we ever go anywhere nice?” “You die first.” “It’ll be better than the old days… You’ll see!” “That is why you check your damn targets!” “Wait, you’re stopping me but not them? You son of a bitch!” “I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?” “I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.” “Either you pay me or I flay you alive… with my mind.” “We’re off to kick [ group / name ] right in their daddy-bags.” “What sound will you make when you hit the ground? You think you’ll hear it before you die?” “Take a good long look at me. Do I look like a looter?” “I’ve killed a lot of mercs today, but I can’t take credit for [ him / her / them ].” “Mess with someone’s head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.” “My life is too long to deal with an asymmetrical scalp.” “I withdraw my denial. This will be decided elsewhere!” “I made you, [ name ]! I brought you back from the dead!” “Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses.” “How are you holding up?” “Grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness.” “I hope so… I died!” “My predecessor said no one would understand the true worth of my work. As I pulled my blade from [ his / her / their ] chest, I knew he was telling the truth.” “I’d wait if you’re OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm.” “Geez, you’re such a downer!” “Come on, let me in! [ name’s ] expecting me, ugh!” “I don’t understand how it is any concern of yours.” “[ name ], you’re making a habit of costing me more than time and money.” “Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?” “You don’t have a grenade launcher, [ lady / etc ]. Get lost.” “Here’s to simply being happily drunk.” “We have dismissed that claim.” “I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime.” “How bad is your suit damage?” “I don’t care what this idiot says. [ name ] has a right to be here!” “Put more of the stuff in the… the thing more stuff goes in.” “Hello, dead people!” “I’m not going to die from an infection in the middle of a battle. That’s just insulting!” “I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you- I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line.”

[yourhostsurendra]

LIKE FOR A STARTER 👽✨

[yourhostsurendra]

Surendra Egillsson | Fandomless OC independant, non-selective, est. Nov 2021

Surendra is a popular radio host and alien & cryptid conspiracy theorist working out of Las Vegas, Nevada. While some of the info he shares is outlandish, he’s mostly right, except it’s the paranormal not aliens!

[yourhostsurendra]

👽 [ CACEY ] liked for a starter

“Mothman and Nessie are the best cryptids, you can disagree but you’re wrong if you do.”

@greenchrch​