Your Local Bastard

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[caius-woodsman-rp]

_D&D RP blog_

"Uhm... My daughter said I needed to get out more. How do I do this again?"

I have such horrid autism about DND at the moment and I wish to practice rping as Caius since he's my next character :3 Feel free to send me asks!

_Caius's info_

Age:56

Height: 6'4ft/193cm

Pronouns: He/him

He is half werewolf so he's got some hybridization here. He can transform, but it's painful and it's pretty ugly when he does. He's got a loving wife, Frea, and two daughters, Liv and Dores. Dores is the one who wanted him to socialize more. He is also a blood hunter, but this blog is placed before he started out on his adventure so it's irrelevant ❣️

_Mod's info_

Name: Menace

Pronouns: They/it

That's all you get ;3

_Tags_

#intro post -> this one right here!

#Caius says -> responses from Caius himself

#ooc -> anything the mod might say in response to things

Will probably add more as time goes on!

[yourlocalmenacetm]

Lelelelelelelele my DND character rp blog send me stuff

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[hitboxesonstockimages]

[foxgirlriley]

@icannotgetoverbirds

[icannotgetoverbirds]

you add hitboxes? you add hitboxes to the bowl? ohhhhhhhhh! jail! jail for tumblr! jail for tumblr for One Thousand Years!!!!

[magic-frying-pan]

But consider this: if you have hitboxes, you can be affected by hugs and other affection skills

[icannotgetoverbirds]

then give me a hugbox????

[magic-frying-pan]

Because of our spaghetti code, all of the affection skills counts as physical attacks that deal 0 damage and apply status effects, so the hugbox and hitbox are one in the same

[icannotgetoverbirds]

well you best unspaghetti your code before this bowl finds a tasty snack and eats it ÒvÓ

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[groupthinker]

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

[criiitter]

obsessed with kris using things the player can't see to communicate with other characters. drawing on the window in the diner. 80% as much honey on toast as usual. silly faces and nodding/shaking their head. changing the tone of what we make them say to make it clear that they mean it differently. i love that it's shown time and time again that kris ISN'T apathetic about anything. kris wants friends. kris has boundaries and wants mom to know that what she did made them feel bad. kris wants the people in their life to be happy and kris wants affection. i love kris deltarune

[jzq]

[lochnessieart]

Gangle!!! She is an old German owl pigeon

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[trashfishhh]

Can't get any work done so i made this on my phone

[cat-mermaid]

look at that fucking gleeful "oh ho ho" shit face Ralsei makes if you turn off Flowery's voice clips

hater Ralsei is best Ralsei

[remynisce]

If it's what you ask for... If it's what you want..!

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[librarycards]

#and hairy

AND HAIRY

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[commiemartyrshighschool]

1. There's no evidence that these people are uniquely suited to carrying out those mandates.

2. It's insanely anti-democratic

3. The logical response to this as an "anti-assassination countermeasure" is to escalate the violence and wipe out all the potential heirs. That would increase the danger to relatives of politicians far more than it would deter assassins.

[dogfagdeathwish-deactivated2025]

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting