I wanna take a nap

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[mogai-angel]

btw it is perfectly ok to not use microlabels if you're aspec. like, you can just be asexual/aromantic/atertiary, even if you're not 100% devoid of that type of attraction. you don't owe anyone specificity, especially if trying to be more specific just causes you confusion and stress.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[sproingusblogging]

almost ready for bedtimes

[todaysbird]

Good thing we’ve definitely got people in office who will get on this! (By rapidly making the problems worse)

[todaysbird]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

A traffic camera in Montreal

[strigimorphaes]

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

[circusheart]

I want to be a bird when I grow up

[greycatbird]

No creature on this earth has ever been hungrier than a teen chickadee being taught how to forage and following one of their parents around BEGGING BEGGING BEGGING to be fed

[greycatbird]

bugs and worms and grubs PLEEEEEAAAAASE

[animentality]

[sketched-mess]

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s at least a little good news

[what-even-is-thiss]

For those of you confused about why it’s “nearly all children” that’s because children born to foreign diplomats and children born on foreign owned boats in US waters aren’t citizens because the constitution says citizenship applies to people born in the US and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Diplomats and people on foreign owned boats aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US government.

[elamarth-calmagol]

Thanks for the clarification!

[sophieinwonderland]

This is great news, but I'm also annoyed that it was a 6-3 decision. The text of the Constitution is so plain and clear to interpret that this should have been a 9-0 decision.

The fact that three justices voted against this is further evidence the court is no longer acting in good faith.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[lethalwizard]

the stupidest thing to come out of the internet is the idea that you have to censor any glimpse of your feet lest the feral hoards of foot fetishists come and jerk off to it. i hate to break it to you but there’s not a single part of the human body that isn’t a fetish and if you genuinely can’t compartmentalise that fact you should not be posting picture of yourself online lol!

[lethalwizard]

[pomegranateteeth]

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

[astrotheyge]