d'oh

I'm a 20 something shmuck, looking for fun in all the places I never go to.

[yourlordjebus]

022177341168

If anyone needs to add friends to their pokemon go! I’ll send gifts regularly

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War: Red Hood #1 (2023)

written by Matthew Rosenberg art by Nikola Cuzmesija & Rex Lokus

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: One Bad Day: Ra’s Al Ghul #1 (2023)

written by Tom Taylor art by Ivan Reis, Danny Miki, & Brad Anderson

[tinktoks]

[yourlordjebus]

God I’m tired of dreaming of her.

[why-i-love-comics]

Thunderbolts #2 - “Communication Issues” (2022)

written by Jim Zub art by Sean Izaakse & Java Tartaglia

[yourlordjebus]

This looks both like a Jojo and a Simpsons reference.

[why-i-love-comics]

Amazing Fantasy #1000 - “You Get It” (2022)

written by Jonathan Hickman art by Marco Checchetto & Frank Martin

[yourlordjebus]

If I could get people to give their advice?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/wwfglb/aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_to_a_strip_club/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

2 votes and 2 comments so far on Reddit

[thecollectibles]

Spellbound Felines Series by Sam Hogg

[lesbianrey]

if you need fewer than 8 hrs of sleep keep that shit to yourself. or do one better and simply lie and say that 8+ hrs of sleep is necessary for you. if you’re out here loudly bragging about ur 4 hour sleep maximum i consider you an oppressor. best case scenario is people clap for you and feel jealous. worst case scenario you signal to the capitalist dogs that we should all try to be like you. the risk is too great and the reward too little

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Source

[findsomethingtofightfor]

[insufficiently-advanced]

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[ruinedchildhood]

Spider-Verse of Madness

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

[hella-lugosi]

Babymetal with Rob Halford

[darkmelodies27]

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

[why-i-love-comics]

Superman: Son of Kal-El Annual #1 - "Homecoming" (2021) written by Tom Taylor art by Steve Pugh, Clayton Henry, Romulo Fajardo, Jr., & Steve Buccellato

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[why-i-love-comics]

Poison Ivy pin-up by Joshua Middleton from Gotham City Villains Anniversary Giant #1 (2021)