(Mistborn & Wheel of Time Spoilers)
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Cage Match 2012: Round 4: Moiraine Damodred versus Kelsier - A bad case of
“As I understand it, you’re actually dead.”
“Spoilers,” Kelsier said.
“Doesn’t count. You became a disembodied voice that may or may not have actually been speaking into the mind of a young boy who was probably insane.”
“Yes,” Kelsier said, “but my series has a long way to go yet. Who knows what could happen? I’ve heard that some very remarkable things can happen with spikes …”
“That won’t count as a victory,” Kelsier said. “Cage match, to the death, blah blah.”
“I’m certain they’ll make an exception.”
“I’ll file an appeal,” Kelsier said.
“You’ll find I’m good at doing the impossible,” Kelsier said. “It’s one of my specialties.”
“Too bad staying alive isn’t another of them.”
“Does that word even make sense in-world?”
“Damned if I know,” Kelsier said.
“Please,” Kelsier said. “I already saved the world. It only took me one book, I’ll add.”
“That’s funny, because from what I’ve heard, you left that ‘saved’ world in a fairly awful state. Your friends ended up doing all the work in the next few books; the only thing you did was provide a convenient skeleton.”
“Oh please,” Moiraine said. “The guy writes thousand-page books in his sleep every night. It won’t take him long to write this.”
“Be that as it may,” Kelsier replied, “I think you underestimate my ability to make a complete nuisance of myself. I promise you, I can draw this out. Hell, I’ll bet I could turn this conversation of ours into at least a novella. Maybe a six-part epic.”
“Do we have a deal? You return to the Last Battle, and I spend my postmortem retirement filling people with lots of holes–preferably of the type that bleed vigorously.”
“Wait,” Kelsier said, hopping off the wall and grabbing Moiraine by the arm. “We forgot something.”
“And what, precisely, is that?”
“Fanservice,” Kelsier said, then dipped her low and leaned in for a kiss.
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