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@yourpastafarianpriest
Im a stream of consciousness flowing across an endless river of whims whimsy and depression
Ive now seen 100 musicals. This is my ranking of them
Willing to discuss any of these musicals and why I like/dislike them with anyone!
Did you see all of them live, or are some of them⌠*slime tutorials*
I have no money for theater ALL of them were "slime tutorials" lol, although I'm trying to see as many of them live as possible when I can
Ive now seen 100 musicals. This is my ranking of them
Willing to discuss any of these musicals and why I like/dislike them with anyone!
faggot by proxy
Nuh-uh. Im so straight. In fact, some might even say Im SUPER straigh- what? Uh-huh?
...
My lawyer has informed me not to finish that sentence. Nevertheless, I am not gay and there's nothing that you can do to prove otherwi-
...
I can explain
hello, little faggot .... won't you step into my Magic Hat ...
Why do people keep calling me this. Im straight. To answer your question, no. I shan't do it. I don't like magic hats, im always worried they'll eat my hair
if I accidentally let my sad expression out, then I'm instantly made fun of too, "oh just enjoy it, stop being a stick in the mud" "oh are you gonna cry about it" "stop being a bitch about it" just over and over
Im sorry who is saying this to you? I'll murder them? This applies to myself btw like I don't think I've been doing this but if I have im going to find myself and murder myself
NO ITSMY FAMILY, ITS OK
Do you want me to inhume your family?
if I accidentally let my sad expression out, then I'm instantly made fun of too, "oh just enjoy it, stop being a stick in the mud" "oh are you gonna cry about it" "stop being a bitch about it" just over and over
Im sorry who is saying this to you? I'll murder them? This applies to myself btw like I don't think I've been doing this but if I have im going to find myself and murder myself
Anyone else have a third smaller ball connected to the main testicle by what feels like a thick tendril of flesh or is it just me
Turns out it's a "fatty mass" and might be a cyst or smth. I gots to get me an ultrasound. Yayyyyy
More people need to watch Kiss of the Spider Woman, the musical with Brent Carver and Chira Rivera. I don't think people realize how amazing it is. Lemme give yall who don't know this musical some perspective. Kiss of the Spider Woman takes place in a fascist South American prison. The main characters are Valentine and Molina. Valentine is a Marxist revolutionary who was caught and imprisoned. He is a cellmate with Molina, who is a gay man who was framed for molesting a child and imprisoned for that. For context, he merely had coffee with them, did not know they were a child, and did not touch them in any way. Horrible situation, right? But! Molina has an escape, his actress, Aurora. He's memorized every movie, every scene she's been in. Every single line she's ever said, he knows. Now, at certain moments in the show, it will cut to a scene from one of Aurora's movies that's relevant to the current moment somehow. She is used as a brilliant metaphor for escapism. Now, there is one role she played that Molina didn't like and indeed terrified him. The Spider Woman, a metaphor for death. And every time her motif plays, you can feel death slowly getting closer to the characters in a way that inspires a great dread. The score is brilliant, done by Kander and Ebb, the same people who did the scores for Chicago and Cabaret. The usage of slurs in the musical is horrific in the best way possible, with each one hitting you like a gunshot (to those who have watched the musical you know EXACTLY what scene im referencing). When I first watched this musical I genuinely shook out of dread, the sheer horrific and depressing nature of this musical makes it truly difficult to watch. However, the humor is brilliant, with Molina being a wonderfully flamboyant and sassy personality that never failed to make me laugh. Indeed, the musical's depressing nature only made the humor stronger. ALSO, the dance choreography is incredibly good, being almost hypnotic at times. Im bouncing from point to point like a nuclear powered pogo stick but my essential point is, watch this musical. Trust me on this one
Tldr: almost got hate crimed today!!!
Me and 3 friends were walking around downtown (I'm a regular at a lot of stores and I'm close with the community) and as we go to walk into a hippie store a group of about 5 or 6 shirtless barefoot boys bark at us. I laugh and yell faggot (bc I can) and we go in. Now for reference one of my friends is ginger, im wearing a raccoon, coyote, and lynx tail, my ftm friend is wearing a halter top and he's not exactly twig thin yknow, and my other friend is blonde and wearing a long skirt and crop top (pretty normal in the area tbh) we went inside and laughed abt them a little and walked back out and there they were waiting outside the store for us!!
"I heard you talking about us you got beef??"
"Meh whatever"
A few more comments followed such as i don't lay my hands on girls but girls with tails are different, gays blah blah blah, you're ginger cuh, ill fight you, and more barking.
Atp when they start barking again we turn around to leave and start laughing at them and call them good boys while occasionally calling them faggots again. But it doesn't stop there, they followed us!!! A whole block!!! So we warned everyone else we interacted with that day especially bc someone had a rainbow tail on and we wanted to make sure they knew. Anyways we were leaving and who do i see in a store??
THE KID FROM MUAY THAI. THE WEITD ONE WHO KEEPS TRYNA DATE ME DESPITE ME SAYIMG I HAVE A BF.
we made eye contact and I looked away fast and went run.run.run. and explained to my friends.
Anyways we tried to find the boys and couldn't find em after so whatever :P
Omg ive just realized who you are ive been seeing you across Tumblr and never made the connection that you're that friend of my friend until I saw this.
Anyone else have a third smaller ball connected to the main testicle by what feels like a thick tendril of flesh or is it just me
fuck it, I'm joing the FSM church, I want to go to heaven with a beer volcano and stripper factory.
Welcome to the community, friend.
ever wanna talk to someone BUT they would literally kill you if you tried to cause they HATE your guts (probably, idk)
I'd kill you but not cause I hate you cause it would be funny
I'm so tired
Skill issue ngl
CAN I have your EMAIL ADRESS and NET PASS WORD for to makeing GAME CLAM MUSICLE
You cannot have my nets. they're mine. my nets. i use them to contain
New tag game: make a poll with your top 5 recently played artists on Spotify and let people pick their favourites!
to find recently played artists: click pfp â view profile â recently played artists â see all artists
Fave artist?
My Chemical Romance
Green Day
Linkin Park
Paramore
Avenged Sevenfold
@yourlocalbadgerscales @yourlocalxiaosimp @names-confuse-me @touslin @dracosleftarsecheek @retic-pithon @ravensncrowsx and open tags!!!
Click Away
Queen
Elton John
Roger Taylor (đ)
Greta Van Fleet
Green Day
Airbuds also works if trying to see your recently played artists
open tags because idk who to tag, just feel free!
Recently played artists
Queen
Fleetwood Mac
Elton John
Brian May
David Bowie
@littlejumpingjoan and any others who want to join (open tags)
Making me choose between Bowie and Queen?! How dare you!!!
Recently played
Taylor Swift
ABBA
The Pretenders
Gracie Abrams
Eurythmics
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god damn
uh
pick
queen
king crimson
will wood
gorillaz
squirrel nut zippers đ
@yourpastafarianpriest @fandomsking404
@xxskvullybodyxx
I'm so cooked
C H O O S E
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Rodgers and Hamerstein
Caleb Hyles
Colm McGuinness
Frank Wildhorn
Perchance I'm deepfried even
@canndlee @statichellhoundillusion @gamingclamfan409
reblog game guys I wanna start one I never have
what are your headcanons for the person that reblogged this? LikeâŚdo they get sad when their plushies fall off the bed, uhh do they like Nutella, do they have long brown hair, etc
@stoned-shark @trans-sharkb0y @sojirai @whereisyourb0ytonight @steele-clawss @tiredutaitenerd935 @bvnny-boi @ki-2-ur-heart @southerngothhorror
And anyone I missed!!
You give tall vibesâŚ
@falling-rose-petal @dr0wn3d-pr1nc3ss @toxetta @shortcakedoggie-reblog @aclementineforthesoul @disaster-grrl @amia-679 @haunted-angel-reblog @wkfn14kt829j2nq @fishtheflowerchomper @d3pr3ss3d-b17ch @ghostyypawzz @zxlofttt @thebunnynurse @sleepy-internet-addict @strawberryfairyflower
ki im 5'2" or something.
youre most likely the builder in minecraft
@schizootemmie @ki-2-ur-heart @atlasisneverenoughxx @ace-detective-akechi @thebunnynurse @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @landminegutz
you go through phases where you love reading, and phases where you donât pick up a book for months
@picossidehustle @queengvtsandcvts @picoonmain @thebunnynurse @strawberryfairyflower @cubibism @r0tt3ngutsss @fukupmae @toothandfeather @boo-its-neeks @bloodypawwz @tiredutaitenerd935 @toyfii
u get angry/annoyed when a character u kin does something u wouldnt
@schizootemmie @yuk1taa @haunt3d-angel-su1cid3 @cubibism @neuralnetgirl @yumeme04 @sunny1sdead @tiredutaitenerd935 @jiraihimitsu @thisishowidissapear @bubbled016 + anyone who wants to join !! (/nf)
U like strawberry and bubble gum flavored things wuwuwu
@mad0katsuki @aclownfreakshow + tags
Dang I'm bad at this đ
Hmmmmm I feel like you have an extra big hello kitty plush that smell like strawberries and coconut :3
@outofpawket and anyone else!!
Oh I know
I bet you double-check something, like locking a door, walking midway, only to come back and check again in case đ
@honestloverboy @carb0n-m0n0xide @creep-u-out and anyone else!!
Youre prolly very goofy n silly irl /pos :3
@the-ellia-west @theweirdbox123 @sunflowerrosy @bees-with-a-camera @likeadeadbattery @potatoeperson33 @curious-apricot @vesanal @theultimaterewatcher @gekowo @daringcrafter @kneecapwindchimes
you like maximalism?
@rainbow-ruffles @avoidntgraves @oli-silly @san3-1sh @unbranded-chaos
prev has a shrine dedicated to either a specific man with an elephant mask or a gambler
@neptunia-shallows @parasitejasper @kal31doskvllal31doskvll
@unbranded-chaos @tanzabee @kirumarythechair @anniethesilly
youâd eat industrial size cartons of rainbow sprinkles and be fine also you have a variety of silly bracelets
@silly-boozer @anniethesilly @rainbow-ruffles @unbranded-chaos + whoever else đ
you probably have a well-organized closet tbh
@sturgeonz @souperdupes @biblicallyaccuratepringles @typoraccoon @polybius19811 + other mutuals
youâd like watching bad movies so you can make fun of them
@eatin-bread-n-cryin @floydtheflorist @friendlyneighborhoodfinch + moots
You probably have a body pillow of some fictional character.
@averagetrash9 @molasses-being-slow @crystalline-loptous
you grow plants in your room
@symphony-tv @monotortoise @call-me-chips @vindy-vindingmachine @xello-nx @midnight--capricorn @illusionsignmisdirecti0n @airis-and-the-never + anyone else :)
you have a lot of manga/books and some you never read and probably a couple cool posters
@nyxia-rose @l3t-g0-l1l-s0ld134 @mochaticat @cinrollsstuff
You have a clean and very aesthetic roomđ
Or
You have alot of plushies or figurines in your roomđ
Tags: @kokushibosbestie @gasolinerat @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @thefetusfoggy @vexinghearts @livkayrussell @m4tthxw
you play video games that are very cryptic
or
you have a shrine to a certain character
@demonicallyslaying @demonmew25
@thefetusfoggy @m4tthxw
You like guys with long hair
@yourlocalxiaosimp @warden-draws-sometimes @asteroidstarz @angelicallyresurrecting @livkayrussell L get mentioned again
You have walked up to a stranger thinking it was one of your parents
@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @x-ocarina-of-crime-x @amethysttable @sylki221b-of-the-shire @silverdragon889 @pandagobrr @theembergazer @ifthecrownfitswearit
Youâd like to have wings.
(Donât ask me how I came up with thatâŚ)
@angelxcre @chaotic-snowflake @thisistotallynotaduck @radagastbrown @livelove-fangirl @tardisesandtitans @bwsdjc @aliensatemysocks @billierosejade
you could talk forever if it was about something that you like
tags: @shotoandhamiltonchaos @therealjamesmadisonjr @wuchaii @thedivaking @graylilacs @procrastinatingwritersblog
your favorite animal isnât even a duck and you have these accounts for the Sole Purpose of messing with people (i approve)
[also side note: for the first like week of you following me i was 1000% convinced you were a bot because my first follower was a bot [you were my second]]
@aayeroace @child-of-frey @demigoddess-of-ghosts
hmm you have at least a couple wips that hasn't been touched in like 3 years and your fav dessert is underrated
(idk just a vibe)
@smol-stardust @liesmultixxx @boookfreeak @briannaswords
You are definitely a cat person, but I think if you were an animal, you'd be a dog - idk maybe a cute family one like a golden retriever or a jack russell
You also like (maybe not like, but tend) to stay up late
TAGS @mossbegreen (not quite fair cus you actually know me very well, but maybe that'll make it interesting) @dancinginmyoldsatindress @smol-being-of-light
lets also get to know some other mutuals better hehehe >:) @ymdslf @sad-endings-suck @avdiobliss @imnothawkdevil @the-turtle-fan
I feel like you love clouds especially when they form cute cotton ball shapes
Or maybe walking right in puddles with boots cuz hell yeah :3
Np tagging @tobiasbones @angelellipsis-devilofdots and honestly anyone else whoâd like to join đ
I think you have long hair, but never wear it down
(sorry for taking so long)
@dancinginmyoldsatindress (also tagged you cause I'm curious) @goneatlas @hopefullygettingtaller no pressure
I feel like your hair is shorter than a pixie cut and you own a blue shirt the vibes are immaculate
@rootbeerrex @thebigqueer @kupalinka6 @jo-doe-seeking-inspo no pressure y'all!!! (And also anyone else)
i think you had some tea with you while you were writing this, and you're also not a morning person?
@objection-dot-lol @wobblystrawberry @notsosincerelyeliot @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @swathingpath707 uhhhh cant remeber other names but anybody else have fun!!
your handwriting must be really neat and your space is probably very well organised
@fishteeth0 @tamilhobbit @palirmo95 @phallusmagnificus @avaparation @anon-trans-poet @hihiimlain @jad0re-g0re @juan1dupree23 @i-draw-things @matilillo @lilithdeathbed @thexie-and-stars @cameronf129t @skittykittybean @st4r-black @candyrocks03 @carasilvaartoffical @agentepurpurina @gabbywolfcocoaeastercakescocoa @xxhoney-biscuitxx @objection-dot-lol @aetea-the-sappho @thesillytransgirlnova @anomymous2 @heartswill-explode @ewoly5 @aled4laide @rayne143 @quinnepic-woah @stuck-in-a-forest @mast3rsw0rd @weirdo-with-a-potato @bastard-number-5 @adhd3m0n91 @lxcky-ch4rms @raeprise @rosedragon28Â @demigod-jack-hearth @5unm0th @deadskincelisonyourpillow
you got like 8 hours of sleep this week
@demigod-jack-hearth @verirothestar @emo-space-wizard @plague-doctor-on-tumbler @kianf1sh @von-edelweiss @littleyellowfrog @push1ng-daisies @primordialsoupvendor @sye-vagunther @mishmash-webster @bees-official @chairsarefornerds @manjaro-official @coffee-math-chamomile @not-so-myconid-witch @shittest-wizard-ever @theaberrantone +anyone i forgot sryy (if i tagged someone that was already tagged also sorgyyy)
you donât sort your socks, you just wear them mismatched all the time
@not-so-myconid-witch @rainy-weather-supremacy @leaf--frog @girl-in-thechair @azura2298 @weezebyrger-the-wizard and anyone else who sees this please and thank you :)
You own one of those t shirts that is, for example, lots of pictures of Gale from bg3 and then the word âHozierâ printed on it (not necessarily that character with that irl person but a shirt with that kind of energy) and also you have lots of pins and badges or stickers
@annotated-catastrophe @eveningalchemist @a-calico-rabbit @certified-bone-owner @justagingerwithredhair @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @entropiasgift @transmasc-wizard @caelumscrow @arsonistarchivepdf @garfieldslefttesticle and anyone else who would like to :)
oh shit i never posted this
In school you willingly chose to study latin and genuinely had fun in class
uhhhh @janerogan @venus-ceros @gaybugbot @toadieee (lol) @musicalwayfarer @serenbach86 @the-mehlwurm @silverpaintedstars @eating-the-sand @atarra @flipppbook + anyone else i forgor/who just wants to!! (no pressure btw <3)
you're actually a possum
@generic-sandbox-member @cawforthecrows @juice-box-addict @eggshell4bones @well-by-jove @oneandonlyditto @onefortherose @aquariumphysics @macaronissi-mo @my-christian-minecraft-server @quaking-in-my-converse +anyone else !! (No pressure, and as always, please tell me if i should stop tagging you! :))
you have big funky earrings
and colourful scarves
tagging (no pressure); @olliedoesthings @yourpastafarianpriest @spacehippieface @mr-mcperson (<- you can tag whoever or no one at all!!)
You enjoy the smell of paper and have a large collection of scented candles.
Tagging @statichellhoundillusion @gamingclamfan409 @jade--moon and @canndlee