yourperfectdisaster

Emily, 24

[hypnotic-flow]

i don’t care that you’re weird. in fact, i encourage it. hell, I’ll be weird with you, the fuck..

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[frankensteins-revival]

The other half is crying

[tugbutt]

i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever

[dojacat]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[260to120thinspo]

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

[jetsetdreamgirl]

this was my university professor lol she’s great

[chesnaughtlover]

You’re gonna drop info like that and not even tell us what class she taught?

[jetsetdreamgirl]

Journalism.

[surprisebitch]

direct action

[childhoodruiner]

#me when I lose my mom at the grocery store

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

I’m just a horny piece of shit who likes food and over thinks everything.

[stimman4000]

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[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thecaboodale]

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

[thezealotsblindfold]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy