Human Diaster.

Minnesota.

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[vtmngi]

this week on buzzfeed unsolved: the strange disappearance of peter quill

based off this post (x)

[spaceflowerprincess]

I’d like to add on to this that in some sort of happy au Peter try’s to correct this why idk but no one believes him because Earth has gotten so weird. “I really did get kidnapped by aliens look my girlfriend is green.” “No she’s just a prisimatic mutant.” “My weapons specialist is a RACOON!” “Yeah hydra did some fucked up shit.” “I really was kidnapped by aliens, they exist I know you know they exist Thor is an alien.” “Nah he’s a god what are you talking about?” “MY FATHER WAS A PLANET!”

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[girlcodehumor]

[lagonegirl]

This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

[lavraog]

A true American hero

[deezhandztho]

Iconic

[bereftoftitle]

Reminder this this absolute legend died under suspicious circumstances, just like a not-insignificant number of prominent black activists in the last few years: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/07/a-black-lives-matter-activist-who-once-tackled-a-confederate-flag-was-killed-in-new-orleans/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.67f9b0fca83f

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[demilypyro]

[retrogamingblog]

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[memehumor]

Brie-lant.

[the-memedaddy]

me irl