I didn’t quite add the Justice league ages Diana created problems by being 32 forever. Hal jumped on the bandwagon of weird aging (in space) so they got just got charted!
On the other hand I added most of the Wilson Family and really traumatized Bruce! ( I did not care to figure out Thomas, Marth, John or Mary’s ages.)
also I learned the way I am playing with the timeline Jon Ken is 9 days older than Lian Harper.
Please don’t ask me what continuity I am playing with I don’t honestly know. DC release these doll and this is my Barbie how now.
here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL
I got bit by the Sladick bug not to long again *checks notes* okay it was back in March. Anyway here is an ABO AU where babies kept falling out of portals and that’s not a good thing. Tim and Jason a running the background plot. Bruce is MIA. Dick is not as well as he seems. Slade is however very happy with this new bossy wet nurse.
JayRoy NSWF idea where Roy thinks “ah yes I’m a top!” And Jason is like “Thats cool and all but I don’t like being penetrated” Jason think Roy would probably benefit from a good prostate massage, but doesn’t push it. They started off easy with frantic handjobs and later escalate to Roy thigh fucking Jason, but Roy is so abysmal by Jason’s standards Jason decide to show Roy how it’s done.
And Roy ends up crying during sex. As he should.
To add on to this a few months later Roy is talking about his new experience in bed to Dick. It’s a gossip sess they used to do this all the time. Dick is supportive because “yas Roy diversify in bed!” and then realizes Roy is fucking Dicks baby brother. Roys sticking point is that “no it’s the other way around, that what I was telling you dick!”
Dick is supportive of Tim and Kon like he genuinely thinks its so cool that Tim has such a good friend in Kon. Just like him and Wally! And he is totally missing that’s is not just a friendship. (Bruce and Clark are in the background dumbfounded at how Dick missed this. Diana is judging Bruce’s parenting Bruce was not subtle about his boyfriends while raising dick)
Dick will constantly be gushing about how proud and happy he is Tim has such a good friend he is so comfortable with Kon kinda like how dick was with Wally. Garth and Donna join the trinity in shaking their heads at Dick like this is going right over his head. to Donna. Roy is MIA well her to him later. Actually not he is off falling in love establishing friends with benefits with Jason. At a get together Dick is rambling about how he saw Tim and Kon watching old movies together. “It was just so cute! How Tim cuddled up to Kon played with his hands.”
Jason with Roy, who was tucked into his side playing with Jason’s hands goes “You know they were fucking?” Jason’s face is bright red as he says this. He and Tim might not get along all the time but Tim is not shy about his affection for Kon. Jason jas need the two of them necking too many time for it to have been a one time thing. So he thinks is Tim hiding his relationship from Dick? Maybe he was too blunt. Dick meanwhile is short circuiting like “What do you mean Tim and Kon are a couple?”
The rest of the gathering are trying very hard not to make eye contact with each other or Dick. Jason is having a near meltdown and yells “You know Roy and I are fucking too?” Never mind he and Roy aren’t really sure what they are.8
Dick has yet to reboot, but that statements starts the process over again. Because 1) Roy, Jason is Dicks baby brother, a child!!! 2) Jason is queer? 3) That’s allowed? Men can kiss other men?
“Dick I am not sure you get it. Bruce has slept with a number of the Justice League. Babs has an adults only girls night with the Birds of Prey. Harley and Ivy are not just besties. The same as you and Kid Flash.”
That’s the mind field they have been avoiding.
Dicks puts it all together. “Wait you think I was sleeping with Wally?”
“You weren’t!?”
“Roy shut up!”
“We said we’d let them figure it out on their own.”
“Do you think he wanted to?”
And now they are all sad while Dick is having this delayed gay crisis. (Wally is with the speed-force for maximum angest!)
Tim didn’t know Dick thought he and Kon were just besties. Tim actually thought he was following in Dicks footsteps and having a poorly thought out relationship with a teammate.
Anyway Dick was projecting his relationship with Wally on to Tim and Kon.
(The happy ending is when Wally returns Dick kisses him and they live happily ever after. The second punch is when Wally realized that Dick didn’t know they had been dating prior to this all happening)
Currently watching: zorro 1990... which is to say i watched the first episode and then took a three month break to watch nothing at all😅 but i do plan on finishing it!
Currently reading: Cemetery boys by aiden thomas and los juegos del hambre still
Currently working on: one vegastario oneshot that only needs to be beta'ed, one non-vegastario longfic, one shortfic, several fics i never posted, and the vampire fic i suppose... life got a little hectic XD
Last google search: thesaurus (marriam webster only, i dont trust the other thesauruses)
No pressure tagging: @leo-leon-leonar-leonardo @marzipan-002 @profsigerson @tychee13 @trainingmudkipz @anarchypumpkincowboy and anyone else who wants to join!
Currently watching: been and still am making my way through (almost) all of Star Wars but what is currently rn playing on my laptop is the 2002 japanese scifi action movie Returner
Currently reading: various ttrpg books and star wars fics
Currently working on: The Tales of Nemo Jaradis (a collection of fics for my star wars oc spanning from the beginning of the clone wars to just before the empire fell)
Last google search: star wars planets outer rim
no pressure tagging @bedrottinhaint @a-christmas-fruitcake @tempest2004 @autumnrowancollector @spaceflowerprincess @humanshapedstress @zukkacore @nival-kenival and whoever else would like
I haven’t don’t one of these in a while!!! Okay let’s see!
Last song: Bangladesh Ian McConnell its stuck in my head.
Currently watching: Titans (2018) it’s… it’s something. Also My Adventures with Superman And the other Bennett sister.
Currently reading: Last published book I finished was the Ever Lasting by Alix E Harrow. I loved it but also wanted to fight it at the same time. Time loops are so hard to do right. Fanfiction-wise I’m currently rereading For you are my Fate by blprk I’m obsessed.
Currently working on: a crochet cardigan among a quickly multiplying series of DC one shots. I apparently have a hyper fixation named Dick Grayson.
Last google search: Uk Ghosts followed closely but Bryce Crescents City. Honestly I’m shocked this isn’t Diners near me.
No pressure tagging @lilac-dreams-1687 @irisbleufic any other mutuals 🤷♀️ I’ve been here like 15 years and I still can’t work this site
Stephanie: Do you ever think about why Bruce managed to go ten years without taking in another kid when he had Dick and now he adopts a kid every over Tuesday?
Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.
Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?
Barbara: I think you'll find that Dick’s foster file essentially had 'Does not play well with others' stamped on the front. Bruce once brought Clark back to Gotham after he was turned into a kid and Dick caught sight of a black haired blue eyed kid on his turf and tried to squash him with the giant penny.
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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