Dr. Porcel

Head of the Automaton Angels, Previous owner of UBF-End, Caretaker of Cera, Do-er of your mother

[segamascott]

[gleeandshame]

[ID: tweet by cherry [star icon] @ lullabyLarva that reads, “i don’t freak unless froken to.” / end ID.]

[thulium]

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

[luckythenightdemon]

@yourprefrontalpartner my penis is better than yours.

[yourprefrontalpartner]

Genuinely what is wrong with you. We share the same mind and yet with every word you say I feel as if somehow I must of substituted my own DNA with that of an amoeba in order to get even an ounceling of explanation for your behavior.

[luckythenightdemon]

Having a big penis means nothing if it isn't as awesomenly superb like mine.

[yourprefrontalpartner]

????????

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

[luckythenightdemon]

@yourprefrontalpartner my penis is better than yours.

[yourprefrontalpartner]

Genuinely what is wrong with you. We share the same mind and yet with every word you say I feel as if somehow I must of substituted my own DNA with that of an amoeba in order to get even an ounceling of explanation for your behavior.

[yourprefrontalpartner]

And my next project is a time machine to go back and stop myself from watching a tot put American ketchup and "taco sauce" onto stir fry.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[egberts]

[verybasementluminary-deactivate]

Glad we made that clear

[sawed-on-shotgun]

having one of those classic 'getting older and then processing you were treated in a fucked up way as a kid' moments

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[yourprefrontalpartner]

Just because I am the only one with prior driving experience (I was a temporary taxi driver), does NOT mean you can call upon me to chauffeur you around.

[writing-culture-is]

writer culture is accidentally giving your character a Thing (kink, trait, habit, etc) that actively makes you want to scream just thinking about it.

and now you're stuck hoping that it will just fade into obscurity after this one scene, but knowing that it is going to come up more, inevitably, because the characters are the ones that run this show lmao.

(this keeps happening to me, its the worst)

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[cloverstarsys]

@funnier-as-a-system maybe

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[cryptotheism]

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

[cryptotheism]

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

[toskarin]

what?? no

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

[toskarin]

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

[pink-thing-enjoyer]

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

[toskarin]

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

[toskarin]

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

[for-the-urizen]

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

[toskarin]

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

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Closest match: Tinea pellionella genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Case-bearing clothes moth

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[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that

[turtlefordestiel]

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

[toskarin]

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

[olyrik]

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

[toskarin]

you just leave

[zeril-k]

US Forest Service and National Park Service to fire thousands of workers

Agencies say Trump’s latest push to trim government could impede firefighting efforts and create crises at national parks

This is absolutely absurd.

This leaves only 3 people in charge of a million of acres of land in Yellowstone and Bozeman.

'There is no one left': Custer Gallatin National Forest workers reeling from job losses

The cuts weren’t isolated. Across the seven ranger districts that comprise the Custer Gallatin National Forest, Knight said she has heard of

Wildfires will get worse. Negative human/animal interactions will get worse. This will cause some towns that surround national parks to cease existing. I have no doubt that this will be used to justify getting rid of the national parks altogether on the grounds on being a danger to national security.

This isn't even a bipartisan issue.

Most people see the national park service as a positive. These layoffs go against public opinions on both sides of the politial spectrum. These layoffs are done specifically because a national park open to anyone to visit (for free, mind you) does not generate a profit margin that the richest people in america can exploit.

This needs to be known.

[lara-cherriinie]

this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

[yourprefrontalpartner]

I do not know of these creatures, but. @ashyashybobashy