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Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
@theartofmadeline
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle
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@yoursacrificednewborn
haha… picrew chain
no pressure @lcverrgirl @chrysanthemum-teaaa @69-sheep-in-a-trenchcoat @a-burned-obsession @fairy-schlongmother @angel-of-fallen-dreams @perpetually-profoundly-confused @sirsnortsalot13 and anyone who wants to :]
no pressure: @figtr3e @crawlingarchive @yoursacrificednewborn @eyeglassesofthemind @anarchy-and-asexuality @gentlemancrow
and anyone else who wants to join
@yourfavehuman
@allynister
@latevanilla
@ryuzaki-got-t-worded
@cataclysmic-blue
Your turn :)
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?
My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?
Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.
The thems: uproarious laughter
this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me
Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.
Do you mean sleeping?
no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces
clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
Someone in a service industry fb group I’m in made this edit (it originally said “transphobes”) and kept the trans flag in the last panel and for some reason it’s really funny to me
Happy Pride
I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???
pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues
incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are
bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world
I don't think men can be friends with other men because the sex part always gets in the way
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit
[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]
Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.
sorry but i do think giving your friends a peck on the lips goodbye should be normal. also making out with your friends with tongue but let’s take things one step at a time
Big fan of the way lesbians do gender, it must be said
In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.
I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.
And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.
Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.
Ffs i have these kneesocks for 2 days and there's already blood on them
Here is a complete list of the people who can decide if someone is LGBTQ+:
1. The person themselves
(@frankensteintrans)
