Word

[babyanimalgifs]

[literarysext]

I can’t stop laughing

[lamaenthel]

okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed

husky:

german shepherd:

dalmatian:

they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[yourxmarksthegspot]

Body count

She may have deleted all her pictures of me on Instagram but she can't delete me from her body count. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[sexhaver]

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

[bryarly]

New plan

[lianabrooks]

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

[heckayeah]

New plan

[guldendays]

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[rainbowthiam]

DADALU IM SCREAMING

[yourxmarksthegspot]

FUCKING “ALTOPH.”

[hopelxss]

are you okay?

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just message me !:)

[yourxmarksthegspot]

Stretch marks

If you care about a girl with stretch marks, think about how many your Mother got from carrying you in her womb for 9 months. All for nothing because you're a piece of shit.

[420moshdad]

beginning of joke

[420moshdad]

[westernlariat]

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

[zeldainatutu]

Well, I guess you’re missing the

[coll-of-the-haunted-deactivated]

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

[kaijuerotica]

Can we always call it that oh my god

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[baddaysequence]

[yourxmarksthegspot]

Pick up line

You're on my list for the things I'd do for a Klondike bar 😍

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[0rdi-deactivated20190106]

[lonely-pornstar]

don’t skip this vine lol

[buried-a-lie-blog]

HELP

[ravenbow]

DON’T SKK IP THIS FVINE

[yourxmarksthegspot]

Boy

I want to make a boy nervous. I want him to go to his friends and ask them what to say to me.

[yourxmarksthegspot]

Unattractive

Him: Swearing is unattractive.

Me: YEAH WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK OFF.