Bit o' Random

An account dedicated to sharing the most random of things.

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Not to bad for someone who was getting over whooping cough when they recorded this.

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That moment when you realise the person who liked a bunch of your posts was a pornbot

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Update: The first like was by a pornbot!!! I'm dying!

[bluehairedspidey]

when people ask how ur so good at impromptu

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That moment when you realise the person who liked a bunch of your posts was a pornbot

[pankhearst]

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Fun fact...

Harry is most likely one of the youngest kids in his year at Hogwarts as he turns 11 (the required age to go) only a month before school starts. This makes him most likely younger than at least 92% of his year mates.

This not only means that he's probably younger than all of his friends (minus the kids in younger grades), but it also makes gotta competing in the Triwizard Tournament even more insane since kids in his year are way too young to compete in the first place and he's even younger than most!

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My new senior quote...

“Good luck being gay without your dick.”’

From the movie Alex Strangelove

[7minutesofscreaming]

You ever think about how if there are actually an infinite number of universes, there’s a universe where the equivalent of Earth is exactly the same except children are named Y'all’d’ve with the same commonality as, like, Rachel or Karen or something?

[spidernerd]

Eliza: who did this Alexander did yoU KNOOOOOOW

Alexander: 

[sapphiresea]

#2017 in a nutshell

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I am so stressed about the psat tomorrow, but I can't wait for the memes that follow. The only question now is if the pros outweigh the cons.

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Am I the only one who doesn't care about sharing a straw or anything exception it's with a cute guy (or girl) and suddenly it's like omg or lips inadvertently touched, it was meant to be!!!!!

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Just, yes.

Laurens: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Lafayette: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Mulligan: It’s called connotation.

Hamilton: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Burr: Great news! Language is now canceled!

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Guys, I was looking through my school schedule and I realized, my high school is giving us a day off on 4/20. Mistakes were made.

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Weird Fanfic

Can I just draw everyone’s attention to this wonderful piece of art.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/80953326-dat-boi-x-kazoo-kid

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Asthma Tip: Threatening PE teachers with having to call an ambulance for you if you have to continue running/exercising usually makes them stop forcing you to exercise.

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Once during track practice it started raining and thundering so we had to go inside. As we’re walking inside my best friend sees a bird fly overhead and than there was some lightning. She then yells “BALD EAGLE! TASTES LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!” She then walks inside acting like nothing happened.