[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[pollen]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[theskullofjudgement]

What should I name my dog

CIGARETTE 2

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[corncaub]

Reminds me of the time I accidentally punched a bee trying to walk up hill. Sorry man

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry