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does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

nyxwoven

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

i-am-a-lesbigwen

thats the one! thank you!

ziggy-scardust

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

threedollarsdotcom

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

johannestevans

As a man with ADHD every time i manage to finish a punnet of fruit over a few days without giving any of the fruit time to become Evil it feels like such an accomplishment. I remembered to eat all my fruit before The Fungus came for it! Triumph and victory!

peach-pot

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

incisedwound

helenvaughans

soup-mother

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

phantomrose96

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

vraska-theunseen

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

vraska-theunseen

i have no defense against this. you've got me

moldavite

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

an-ruraiocht

also i was trying to work out if my wet beast was a cormorant or a shag so i tried googling "shag uk" and. well. that didn't go well

so then i tried "shag birds uk"

this was not an improvement

an-ruraiocht

#this post is one hr old and has been on my dash #FIVE TIMES #from completely separate people #not mutuals reblogging each other #people I follow who all reblogged it from someone different#I’m fascinated

everyone wants to mock my suggestive birdwatching mishaps

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

My first job after graduation was in land management, and part of it was to monitor the nest boxes for occupancy. During breeding season, I'd go and check them every two weeks ish, take photos, and record species and numbers of chicks. Mostly, this meant blue tits.

Anyway, early on, I do my rounds one day and get back to my office to record the findings. As I'm looking at one of the photos, I think to myself "Hang on. These look different from the others. They have black heads, not blue, and I think maybe they are bigger. Perhaps these are great tits?"

But of course! As they were still moulting, I wasn't sure; and so, with the wisdom of the terminally stupid, I confidently opened up Google, went to an image search, and there on my work computer in my office in my brand new job, I typed in "great tit chicks."

The results I got were not what I expected. But. Should have been.

I had to IMMEDIATELY go and fess up to my new boss and be like HEY I don't know if you monitor our internet use at all but uuuhhhhhh I can explain. Fortunately she just about pissed a kidney laughing, so it was okay.

(They were indeed great tits)