'Tis the Tinder on Which You Burn

"They call me terrorist. Radical. Zealot. Because I obey the ancient laws of my people—the Kree— and punish those who do not. Because I do not forgive your people for taking the life of my father, and his father, and his father before him. A thousand years of war between us will not be forgotten. You Xandarians and your culture are a disease.           ——I will cure it!" [[ Indie RP blog for Ronan the Accuser. Mixed MCU/616. Mun and muse 21+. Semi-selective. Not spoiler-free. See "Read" for details. ]]

[stevebuckybromance]

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing

Platonic tight, meaningful hugs

Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing

Platonic sleeping in the same bed

Platonic forehead touches

Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world

Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

[youstxndaccused]

[[ Glad you all find my antics with lil Ronan as amusing as I do. So the status of things is I am slowly but surely hacking and slashing my way through replies. It will take a while, I'm gonna estimate probably several days, but I will get through them dammit. When they are done, I will unleash them all at once, one thousand years of Kree justice only a little more polite and not genocidal-like.

Pretty pretty please, if I owe you a reply to something that you'd like to keep going with, leave me a message in my inbox. I don't care what it is, long, short, crack, a starter from a meme, whatever. Let me know. A couple people already have, and I thank you very kindly for that. You don't need to attach a link to the thread, cause I can go and find it again. That's what tags are for. But if you do I will love you forever cause it will speed things up a lot. I just want to make sure that I get to everyone who has been so lovely and patient with me lately. I've been pretty egregiously slow for a lot of reasons, but I don't want to keep everyone waiting forever.

So yeah. I need to head to bed cause I work an early shift tomorrow, so you all have a nice night, continue giggling over Ronan dancing, and much love and Kree cuddles. ]]

[youstxndaccused]

[[ I realized that the box Ronan came in said “TRY ME! Squeeze legs!” This piqued my curiosity, so squeeze his legs I did. The result amused me so much that… well, this happened. Watch out, Peter, he’s coming for ya. dunno what’s up with the flame thing but I’m thinking about painting it purple ]]

[youstxndaccused]

[[ I’m an adult. I can buy action figures. It’s cool. Little kids in toy aisles need to stop being so judgy. Also we looked for like five minutes and dropped everything at least once, but they didn’t have Gamora. Really fucking pissed about that, not even gonna sugar coat it. Not even in the “girls” aisle. Ronan and I are gonna go smash stuff now. ]]

[youstxndaccused]

angerissue replied to your post:✔

*whispers* id be down for this uvu

[[ Come friend let us do the thing *w* form a team, rocket off into space, and have a team dance off against Tall-Purple-and-Crazy :> ]]

[youstxndaccused]

✔ ✖

[[ First one just answered here. ]]

✖: A plot you would never do/can't do with your character

[[ That's pretty tough, cause under the right circumstances and with the right partners, I'll do pretty much most plot line. But one thing I will definitely never do with Ronan is any kind of rape/noncon plotline. Never. Never ever ever. Ronan isn't that sort of person, he's not that despicable level of evil. There is, people may be surprised to find, a huge difference between the neutral/bad/evil that takes the life of another being and the utter, irredeemable evil that sexually assaults and rapes another being. At least to me there is. And Ronan is so far from the latter that the idea is nearly laughable, except it isn't because rape is never funny.

There might be some other characters out there in the world who I would consider writing it for, but only because they are so evil that they have the propensity to do something like that and ONLY under very VERY specific circumstances. And to be frank, I would only ever write characters like that doing something like that in a work of fiction outside of roleplaying. I don't think that I could ever be comfortable with roleplaying a situation like that with someone else ever, no matter how well I know the person and their character, no matter how long we spent discussing it and planning it out, no matter how affirmative and certain their consent is. It's just the sort of plotline that I don't enjoy, and I just can't justify doing that to someone else's character. To some small degree or another even if we didn't create them ourselves, even if we acknowledge that we are NOT our character and never will be and that their actions and thoughts and beliefs are not our own, characters are an extension of ourselves and our personalities. With that in mind, how can anyone be comfortable allowing their character to do that to someone else's character?  It just doesn't add up to me, and so I can't justify it. There's enough of that bad shit in the real world; don't need to perpetuate it here. ]]

[youstxndaccused]

✔

✔: A plot you would love to play out with your character

[[ I'd like to get really deep into a plot around Ronan and some allies taking on Thanos head-to-head. "Allies" is a rather loose term here, not necessarily referring to people who actually like him and want to help him but probably more likely to people who are teaming up with him for convenience's sake, because he's a powerful mofo and a useful person to have on your side when taking on the Mad Titan. Something a little Annihilators style, maybe? That'd be really fun. Also a team-up with the Guardians against someone, maybe not Thanos but someone or something nasty that they need some brutal hammer-smashing, matter-changing, gravity-altering force to combat. Those sorts of things would be very fun, I think. Idk, basically I really like multiperson plots to take on big bads. Kinda cliche and hard to organize, but it can be done, I've done it before, and they're pretty sweet when you get right into them.

Also I really want some Koraths in the world. WHERE MY KORATHS AT, HUH??!! They're like besties, bros, bffs. Come on. ]]

[youstxndaccused]

Ask the Mun

✔: A plot you would love to play out with your character

★: A blog you'd love to roleplay with

✖: A plot you would never do/can't do with your character

♔: A character (in general) that you'd like to interact with

☀: Another Mun that you really admire/respect

☣: A pet peeve about roleplaying

☠: Something you dislike about your fandom

➸: Something you like about your fandom

✉: Someone you're afraid to approach/unsure of approaching

☄: A doubt you have about your writing

☮: Something you're confident about with your writing

✿: Three of your favourite followers

❂: Three of your favourite blogs that you follow

❢: Your favourite icon of your muse's FC

♘: Your favourite icon of your Mun FC

☎: A picture of yourself

♫: An argument that you're sick of hearing

♈: An argument/topic that you could debate all day

[youstxndaccused]

Steve: ARE YOU READY, AVENGERS??

Avengers: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!

Clint: I CAN'T HEEEAAAR YOU!

[leepacesutra]

Lee Pace’s sunshiny smile

[bunney]

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

[laueallihi-deactivated20151031]

youstxndaccused replied to your post:.

[[ I just bought a copy of The Hobbit in Latin yesterday. Most useless purchase of my life cause I can’t read Latin but I found it really really amusing and thought word not? It’s title is HOBBITVS ILLE. ]]

LMAO. my sister has been bugging me about that i can read the hobbit in latin instead of old dry texts omf. i think i need it 

[youstxndaccused]

[[ Doooo it. My favorite is how names change to great things like Gandalphus, Balinus et Dwalinus, Thorinus, Mirksilua, etc. Also I’m pretty positive I just found the part where Thorin sasses Thranduil about starving in the forest. ]]

[starlordiism-deactivated2015032]

 ☆ —————— playing now:  ☆

【◙◙】♫ ♪♫♩♩

▶ cassette ⓵: " fooled around and fell in love " (bae master class)

 gxmxrx  iwasbuckysdate  youxidiot  cannibalisticwhistler  corpsmandey xprovemewrong  thisisspartax  pinkhairdoesntdance  deadliiest  txssxract  gamoradeadliest 

▶ cassette ⓶: " hooked on a feeling " (worshipping from afar)

 starxdouche  qxill  quillin-it  thenovaprime  kraglinobfonteri  taneleertivanthecollector  youstxndaccused nonquasime  spacegallivanter dxckmessage  theyondu  ravagersleaderyondu ravager-king  hecalledme-vermin

▶ cassette ⓷: " other cherry bombs " (awesome mix of awesome people)

denarixnsaal  inhiscollection  xgamora  whoberis  guardianxgamora  theadaptablegirl  safehereinmycollection  halfworldhunter  weaponhemade  novacorpsringer  i-didnt-ask-to-be-made  limitedvocabulistics xfloracolossus  likesfountainwater  luphomoidweapon    

[deaths-chessmate]

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

[youstxndaccused]

[[ Hey folks! Reminder that I’m on the mend from what was definitely a very sudden-onset attack of the flu. Currently still in the “hacking up my lungs but not contagious I swear” stage of recovery. I’m going ahead and going to work tomorrow, cause I really can’t afford to miss more than the three days I have already. So yeah, I’m coming slowly back to life. And I would super super SUPER appreciate it if anyone at all who I owe a reply to in ANY CAPACITY (short thing, long thing, crack thing, serious thing, au thing, ANYTHING AT ALL) would pretty please message me. You don’t need to go hunting down the url if you don’t want, I can do that well enough I think, but if you do link me to the thread you will have my undying gratitude and love and an endless supply of Kree cuddles. And mun cuddles as well. :D Thank you all for the support, it really meant a lot and was incredibly encouraging. <3 ]]

[youstxndaccused]

[[ Hey folks! Reminder that I’m on the mend from what was definitely a very sudden-onset attack of the flu. Currently still in the “hacking up my lungs but not contagious I swear” stage of recovery. I’m going ahead and going to work tomorrow, cause I really can’t afford to miss more than the three days I have already. So yeah, I’m coming slowly back to life. And I would super super SUPER appreciate it if anyone at all who I owe a reply to in ANY CAPACITY (short thing, long thing, crack thing, serious thing, au thing, ANYTHING AT ALL) would pretty please message me. You don’t need to go hunting down the url if you don’t want, I can do that well enough I think, but if you do link me to the thread you will have my undying gratitude and love and an endless supply of Kree cuddles. And mun cuddles as well. :D Thank you all for the support, it really meant a lot and was incredibly encouraging. <3 ]]