When Geralt brought Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the first time to spend the winter, the bard braced himself for an awkward introduction to Geralt’s brothers.
However, on his very first night, he was startled awake by Geralt—who, without a word, scooped him up and carried him to the main hall.
As Jaskier quickly discovered, Geralt and the other witchers were thoroughly drunk. Now, he found himself perched on Geralt’s lap as the witcher—slurring, grinning, and utterly intoxicated—proudly showed off *his* bard to the others.


















