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Sai x Naruto Headcanons
Bro they have potential HEAR ME OUT
Sai is this aloof, distant character who knows nothing about social etiquette or what it means to connect with other people. He has no friends, he has nobody he holds affection for, and what little memory he does have of such things is buried under years of trauma and conditioning.
Enter: Naruto. Loud, abrasive, and so connected to life and the people around him. Naruto understands how others work, and knows exactly what to do and say to hit someone at their core. Even with enemies, he somehow manages to worm his way in. To appeal to their emotions.
To Sai, this must be utterly fascinating.
Neji x Naruto content?
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK
NejiNaru Headcanons
🌀 I like to imagine it all starts with Naruto using his newfound proficiency in seals to take the one on Neji's forehead off.
🌀 He already gave Neji the courage and means to choose his own path during their first confrontation at the chunin exams, but for him to come back from training with Jiraiya and to immediately think of him? To come to him, to work so hard to remove the stain on his skin that's weighed him down like an anchor and caged him like a bird?
🌀 He would give Neji the freedom to choose, and Neji would choose him. Because this came out of nowhere, and now he's afloat with nothing to grab onto. Blindsided, but more than happy to grasp what's closest to him.
The hickies don’t stick so Sasuke breathes fire while Naruto’s skin is actively in his mouth just to mark him up
WHEN THEY SAY HIS MIND GOES HAZY
WHEN THEY SAY DROOL POOLS OVER HIS TONGUE
The concept of Tobirama deciding HE wants an Uzumaki wife, traveling to Uzu, and then getting himself zapped by a time travel seal amuses me almost as much as the concept of Naruto x Tobirama in the canon series timeline does. The beef between Tobirama and Sasuke would be unreal, and the comedic potential? Like oh, you ran off to kill your brother and get cozy with Orochimaru? Well I'M dating the second Hokage! So take that!
Tobirama is probably mean as hell too. Literally nobody can tolerate him for more than five minutes. Or so Tobirama thought— enter Naruto, who literally just lets it roll off his back. He has a grumpy tailed beast in his stomach and is on a team with not only Kakashi Hatake, but Sasuke Uchiha. Heee can see under all that.
Kakashi fucking the thoughts and words right out of Naruto and being genuinely distressed when he stops responding verbally to him so he tries harder bc his hindbrain is like “you aren’t doing well enough right now. You need to do better and the he’ll praise you again” until he’s sobbing and begging and asking Naruto to answer him he’ll do anything just tell him what to do which is enough to snap Naruto out of the haze so he’s like aw I’m so sorry puppy you’re doing so well. I’m so sorry for not answering. You made me feel so good I couldn’t think of anything but how happy I was puppy. You did so well. You’re so perfect for me. So good for me. Made me stop thinking sweetheart. And Kakashi is like 🥹 really? I did ? I did a good job? I made you feel that good? So Naruto just cuddles and praises and kisses him for hourssss
KibaNaru in your font might be bearable please share
KibaNaru headcanons!
(That absolutely nobody asked for. Except you, fellow anon. This is for US, twin ♥)
🐶 I feel like it starts to happen as soon as Naruto gets back from training with Jiraiya. He's grown up, stronger, past puberty, and man... he smells good.
🐶 I can just imagine him smelling absolutely DIVINE to Kiba's souped up dog clan senses. Foxes are canines, and Naruto has been exposed to Kurama's chakra since his literal conception. All that refined fox energy has coalesced and ingrained itself as a central part of him.
🐶 Kiba would 100% deny it to himself at first. Naruto Uzumaki? Seriously? If anyone ever found out, he'd never live it down.
🐶 But then there Naruto is, golden hair and golden skin and god, were his eyes always that blue? Every time he came around it'd be like getting scent bombed in the face. Eventually, Kiba would do what any dog faced with a divine smell would— he'd follow his nose.
🐶 Naruto would absolutely not get it at first. He may have marinated in canine juju or whatever but it's not like he grew up in a dog clan or has any idea what that means. I imagine Naruto, having come from the royal line within the Uzumaki clan and imbued with Kurama's chakra, would be near purebred status. Kiba is basically a scruffy street mutt by comparison, a mix of too many breeds to be any one, distinguishable thing.
🐶 But they've always kind of gotten along. They're similar in a lot of ways, rough and tumble, willing to get their hands dirty, a little dumb but loyal to a fault. And when Naruto the social butterfly naturally gravitates closer, it's only a matter of time before Kiba is inching in more and more, starting to register some internal concept of territory when he looks at him.
🐶 He'd get so close. Naruto, with his no sense of personal space and no healthy frame of reference for friendship, wouldn't question an arm slung over his shoulder or a nose hovering too close to his neck. The way Kiba would start to crowd into him and trail after him, always poking fun and teasing, trying to get a rise out of him.
🐶 Suddenly, Kiba would become acutely aware of how skinny Naruto was. It wasn't right for him to be eating so little, and as a member of the head family, he'd have access to all the funds needed to feed him. And his apartment— it was awfully drafty. Naruto could get sick if he stayed in a place like that. It seemed only right he goad him into moving, perhaps into one of the very properties his clan owns.
🐶 Kiba would start doing all the things a dog does when it finds a mate it wants. Feeding him, housing him, trailing after him doggedly and baring his teeth at any perceived competition. Basically dancing to a tune nobody else could hear.
🐶 (Except Kakashi, who probably just raises an eyebrow and scoffs when Kiba glares at him because what is a dog compared to a wolf. Kiba bearing his teeth at him would be amusing if it weren't so sad.)
🐶 Kiba would start taking Naruto's clothes and leaving his own. Trying to get his scent on Naruto in any way he could. He'd stage it as barging into the "new place he helped Naruto find" but his motives? Fully ulterior, obviously.
🐶 Naruto is a clueless little moron that we love and adore and would probably at least start to catch on around the time Kiba started trying to groom him. A good lick to the face would definitely have him pausing in his tracks.
🐶 Kiba would definitely just fucking lie, dude. Why risk scaring him off when he's this far in? Like nah, bro. It's a normal Inuzuka thing! Who doesn't lick the homies goodnight? He tastes all his friends' necks and bites down hard enough to leave marks!
🐶 Naruto is like "well if you say so 🧍" even though he senses something is off. He tries to talk to Sakura about it but she deadass is ignoring him tbh. Like how ridiculous. Kiba, the straightest straight guy to ever exist, fuckboy energy, total moron? Being gay? With Naruto of all people?
🐶 More likely than you'd think. But I digress.
🐶 Kiba would definitely pull the "wait, you haven't had your first real kiss yet? I'll help you practice. Nah, dude, it's totally normal to help your friends practice. All really close friends do it!"
🐶 And then they're just making out. Kiba is regularly licking every inch of visible skin and chewing on him like an old shoe. Kakashi probably whoops him for it later because Naruto isn't a chew toy but in the meantime, Naruto is just letting this happen and trying to clumsily reciprocate because even if it's new and odd, it feels good
🐶 Not only is he finally close with someone the way he's always dreamed of being, the strange, groaning, fragile part of him that always aches has finally settled. All these weird itches he's had all his life have finally been scratched. Something in him eases as Kiba drags him further and further into his instincts.
🐶 Like, this is kind of what he needed all along. Another canine to not complete him per se, but to show him how to live and give him a place to. Kiba is rough in his handling— he's in tune with his instincts and animalistic. And Naruto, through being with him, learns everything he never got to.
🐶 Basically Kiba "nah, trust me bro"ing Naruto into a gay relationship. And somehow, nobody but Kakashi notices. Kiba is literally the most obnoxious, pigtail pulling, nasty, horny, persistent little idiot and not a soul picks up on it. And he wasn't even trying to hide it. He has literally been growling at people and actively posturing.
🐶 Naruto: "Sakura, Kiba keeps kissing me. But like, with tongue. Like he's trying to eat me or something. And it kinda feels really good but he also keeps biting my thighs and falling asleep between them and he says it's normal but it kinda feels gay, believe it."
Sakura, not paying attention: "Hmmm sounds like normal Kiba, Naruto. I wouldn't worry about it."
🐶 They eventually bang for real and Kiba just,,, decides that's it. The tipping point. They're together now. Mated. Married. Same difference.
🐶 Kiba would be insatiable after that and Naruto would be like wow, this is a cool new thing that feels really, really, really good. Why not keep doing it? He's heard the term friends with benefits before. It's fine, it's cool. Kiba says not to worry about it and acts so casual, of course it isn't weird!
🐶 Kiba would be rough but Naruto has the stamina of a god, he could take it. Kiba would definitely be the type to see Naruto covered in mud and shove him back in the puddle to slobber over him. Dirty, clean, outdoors, inside. He's a dog at heart, he doesn't give a shit.
🐶 Naruto would like save the village from Pein and yk Kiba would want that cookie SO bad. And he'd make it good as hell, too. Naruto saved everyone and is so strong, and he's perfect, and he smells good, and now the entire village adores him. As his mate, it's Kiba's job to give him everything. To provide, whether that be sustenance, security, shelter, or pleasure. Whatever Naruto wants, Kiba is gonna give it to him.
🐶 Naruto would drop a "good boy" in the steamy thick of it and Kiba would never recover.
🐶 Kiba: "This is my boyfriend, Naruto!"
Naruto, who's been making out with Kiba, getting railed and gnawed on by him, who Kiba has been unironically calling babe for two months now: "I'm your what?"
🐶 Pro gaslighter Kiba would be like "Huh? You mean you forgot we were dating? But Naruto, this was your idea!"
🐶 Kakashi would appear out of the mist to stop the manipulation. Like, hold on now. That's HIS pup first, you disgusting little degenerate mutt.
🐶 Naruto belatedly realizing that the last year has just been a steady build up for them getting together disguised as bromance because Kiba is an idiot and was unwilling to say it out loud or be honest: "Ohhhh! Does this mean you'll keep buying me ramen?"
🐶 Like baby, Kiba has been crawling into your bed at night, stealing your clothing, has spent hours worshipping your body, basically chases after your tail anytime you go anywhere, actively pants over you anytime you start to sweat during training, listens to everything you say, obeys your every whim, and is obsessed with everything you do. Yeah he's probably gonna buy you more ramen.
🐶 Kiba is the type to brag about how independent he is and how he's in charge and listens to no one but what Naruto says sit, he SITS
🐶 Naruto is just happy it means he gets to live with Akamaru now. And yes, Akamaru likes him more because I said so (and because Naruto slips him chicken like a real one)
@narutothoughts IS SO CORRECT
I haven't posted a draft lately so HERE 🫵 have some KakaNaru
Title: By The Gods
Summary:
After getting hit by an enemy seal, a twenty year old Kakashi Hatake from a war torn world finds himself in a new version of Konoha. Though struggling, it's nothing like the near wasteland he comes from. People are happy here, safe. Alive. There's another version of himself, older and strong enough to be crowned Kage.
There's an angel, too. One with gold hair and blue eyes and far too pretty a smile to let slip away from him.
Nara fixation Nara fixation Nara fixation
ShikaNaru Nara Fixation
(For the poor and needy)
It had started as a passing curiosity, Shikamaru thinks.
When he'd seen the scar cleaving its way up Naruto's calf, disappearing under the garish orange fabric of his bunched up sweatpants, he'd only idly wondered how far up it went at the time. If it stopped above the knee or went higher, curving around the muscle of his thigh, digging into the bone of his hip.
It was so pale against his tanned skin, this stark white lightning bolt that looked deep enough that it would've impaired anyone else for life. Naruto's fortitude was likely the only thing that had saved him from having to retire as a shinobi entirely, with his immense pool of chakra and tendency to heal like a young plant growing towards the sun.
Seeing it wasn't supposed to turn into this. He'd only gotten a glimpse of it before Naruto had flipped himself to his feet, pant leg falling to obscure the old injury once more. A scar like that is nothing of consequence in the shinobi world. It's a given that a lifestyle like this will break you down— not a matter of if, but of when.
The fixation forms the same way a worm wriggles its way into an apple. Slowly, but no less sure of its goal to make it to the center. Shikamaru had been teetering on some unspoken edge since Naruto got back from training with Jiraiya, and perilously, it seemed this was what had tipped him over.
Would the scar be rough, or smooth and shiny like some old wounds got? Did it diverge from its straight path, twining its way elsewhere as evidence of an attempt to dodge? How did it look when Naruto's leg muscles tensed? When he crouched, ready to propel himself up into the branches of Konoha's towering trees?
It's a stupid thing to want to know, but Shikamaru does. Only slightly at first, and then with a growing fervency every time his dark eyes meet starry blue. Naruto has always seemed impervious to permanent harm, has always bounced back so readily from every challenge thrown his way.
To think something could truly mark him made that heavy thing in Shikamaru's chest finally blink itself awake and turn its head. Lazily, it seemed to genuinely consider what it saw— the bright supernova that is Naruto Uzumaki, and the one injury that'd managed to stick.
Every time Naruto laughs, Shikamaru imagines sliding his hand up that scar. Using it as a guide, following it like a law. The most contact he and Naruto have ever had have been friendly bumps of the shoulder and brief touches during assignments at the academy, but what if Shikamaru touched him... more?
What if Naruto let him?
"I thought your tailed roommate handled the permanent stuff." Shikamaru's with him again. He seems to find himself with Naruto a lot lately, drifting closer like a moth to a flame. "That scar on your leg, I mean."
"Oh, that? I think it was a bit too gnarly for even him to handle, believe it." Naruto laughed embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his neck with a bashfulness that made his cheeks go a pleasant pink. "It's a lot longer than it looks! The guy got me good!"
More questions than answers, and really, it's all one great, big drag. There's no point to this. There's no conceivable reason Shikamaru should be so latched onto this one, painstaking detail about Konoha's brightest dressed shinobi.
Yet, his fingers itch to touch. He wants to ask a million questions and get detailed answers to every single one. He wants to see it, feel it, maybe even taste it if Naruto would let him. He wants to bend Naruto in every possible way, just to see how it warps.
"How long is long?" Shikamaru asks as casually as he can muster, gaze locked on the smooth hollow of Naruto's throat. "Coming from you, that could honestly mean anything."
"I'm choosing to be the bigger person here and not to take offense to that, so. You're welcome." Naruto side-eyed him. Shikamaru's favorite color might be blue. "And I mean far, dude. Kinda up and across, all the way to my shoulder. It took forever to stop hurting when it finally closed."
Shikamaru's tongue felt heavy in his mouth. Naruto looked golden in the sun, like the second coming of a lost god nobody could remember the name of. He was so determined, yet someone had caught him unaware. For as fast and versatile as he was, even he had been subject to a close call.
To think something had almost taken him away made something cold shiver down Shikamaru's spine. It made him want to see it even more, made him want to understand. Made him want to—
"Can I see it?" Shikamaru blurted out. When Naruto's head tilted, Shikamaru couldn't stop himself from clarifying. "The scar. Can I see it?"
It's just the two of them out here. It's been just the two of them for a while now, paired together on missions more often than not. Naruto has grown, no longer the loud, all-bark-no-bite boy from the academy. He's become something far greater, a person Shikamaru knows will rise to unimaginable heights.
The thing inside him wants to be right there with him. It wants to claw its way up after him just so it can bask in the warmth he exudes. Shikamaru craves it with a ferocity that scares him, as though having a single taste is all it's taken to get him addicted.
Naruto is amazing. His kindness, his inherent goodness is so rare that Shikamaru feels in constant awe of it. To think such a person can exist. To think he'd have the privilege of being with him.
"The scar?" Naruto asked cluelessly. If he found it weird, he didn't show it. "If you really want to. It's kind of more embarrassing than anything else."
He shucks his shirt off before Shikamaru can say much else, and there it is. The very roadmap Shikamaru had known it would be, and every inch as horrifying as he'd feared.
It's not even an inch from his heart, far thicker where it cuts down his chest and across his abdomen. It had started at his left shoulder, and Shikamaru can envision the exact way Naruto must have turned for it to slide across him and down his leg the way it had.
It was too thick to have been any kind of blade, jagged at the edges and much too large. It had healed beautifully on Naruto, looking like the rippling foam of a wave crashing to shore. It shifted when he did, highlighting the lean plane of his stomach. It disappeared beneath his waistband in a way that made him shiver.
Shikamaru stares at it, unblinking. He wants to touch it. He needs to touch it. He needs to memorize it from end to end, to burn it into his head so it can never leave.
"Pretty ugly, right?" Naruto splayed a hand over it. Shikamaru watched the paleness of it gently cave slightly under the press of his fingers. "It definitely won't give me any luck with the ladies."
"Don't worry." Shikamaru's fingers burn. His tongue does too. "I don't think you'll need to worry about that."
When Naruto's lips curled into a grin, Shikamaru couldn't help but want to touch those too.
KibaNaru in your font might be bearable please share
KibaNaru headcanons!
(That absolutely nobody asked for. Except you, fellow anon. This is for US, twin ♥)
🐶 I feel like it starts to happen as soon as Naruto gets back from training with Jiraiya. He's grown up, stronger, past puberty, and man... he smells good.
🐶 I can just imagine him smelling absolutely DIVINE to Kiba's souped up dog clan senses. Foxes are canines, and Naruto has been exposed to Kurama's chakra since his literal conception. All that refined fox energy has coalesced and ingrained itself as a central part of him.
🐶 Kiba would 100% deny it to himself at first. Naruto Uzumaki? Seriously? If anyone ever found out, he'd never live it down.
🐶 But then there Naruto is, golden hair and golden skin and god, were his eyes always that blue? Every time he came around it'd be like getting scent bombed in the face. Eventually, Kiba would do what any dog faced with a divine smell would— he'd follow his nose.
🐶 Naruto would absolutely not get it at first. He may have marinated in canine juju or whatever but it's not like he grew up in a dog clan or has any idea what that means. I imagine Naruto, having come from the royal line within the Uzumaki clan and imbued with Kurama's chakra, would be near purebred status. Kiba is basically a scruffy street mutt by comparison, a mix of too many breeds to be any one, distinguishable thing.
🐶 But they've always kind of gotten along. They're similar in a lot of ways, rough and tumble, willing to get their hands dirty, a little dumb but loyal to a fault. And when Naruto the social butterfly naturally gravitates closer, it's only a matter of time before Kiba is inching in more and more, starting to register some internal concept of territory when he looks at him.
🐶 He'd get so close. Naruto, with his no sense of personal space and no healthy frame of reference for friendship, wouldn't question an arm slung over his shoulder or a nose hovering too close to his neck. The way Kiba would start to crowd into him and trail after him, always poking fun and teasing, trying to get a rise out of him.
🐶 Suddenly, Kiba would become acutely aware of how skinny Naruto was. It wasn't right for him to be eating so little, and as a member of the head family, he'd have access to all the funds needed to feed him. And his apartment— it was awfully drafty. Naruto could get sick if he stayed in a place like that. It seemed only right he goad him into moving, perhaps into one of the very properties his clan owns.
🐶 Kiba would start doing all the things a dog does when it finds a mate it wants. Feeding him, housing him, trailing after him doggedly and baring his teeth at any perceived competition. Basically dancing to a tune nobody else could hear.
🐶 (Except Kakashi, who probably just raises an eyebrow and scoffs when Kiba glares at him because what is a dog compared to a wolf. Kiba bearing his teeth at him would be amusing if it weren't so sad.)
🐶 Kiba would start taking Naruto's clothes and leaving his own. Trying to get his scent on Naruto in any way he could. He'd stage it as barging into the "new place he helped Naruto find" but his motives? Fully ulterior, obviously.
🐶 Naruto is a clueless little moron that we love and adore and would probably at least start to catch on around the time Kiba started trying to groom him. A good lick to the face would definitely have him pausing in his tracks.
🐶 Kiba would definitely just fucking lie, dude. Why risk scaring him off when he's this far in? Like nah, bro. It's a normal Inuzuka thing! Who doesn't lick the homies goodnight? He tastes all his friends' necks and bites down hard enough to leave marks!
🐶 Naruto is like "well if you say so 🧍" even though he senses something is off. He tries to talk to Sakura about it but she deadass is ignoring him tbh. Like how ridiculous. Kiba, the straightest straight guy to ever exist, fuckboy energy, total moron? Being gay? With Naruto of all people?
🐶 More likely than you'd think. But I digress.
🐶 Kiba would definitely pull the "wait, you haven't had your first real kiss yet? I'll help you practice. Nah, dude, it's totally normal to help your friends practice. All really close friends do it!"
🐶 And then they're just making out. Kiba is regularly licking every inch of visible skin and chewing on him like an old shoe. Kakashi probably whoops him for it later because Naruto isn't a chew toy but in the meantime, Naruto is just letting this happen and trying to clumsily reciprocate because even if it's new and odd, it feels good
🐶 Not only is he finally close with someone the way he's always dreamed of being, the strange, groaning, fragile part of him that always aches has finally settled. All these weird itches he's had all his life have finally been scratched. Something in him eases as Kiba drags him further and further into his instincts.
🐶 Like, this is kind of what he needed all along. Another canine to not complete him per se, but to show him how to live and give him a place to. Kiba is rough in his handling— he's in tune with his instincts and animalistic. And Naruto, through being with him, learns everything he never got to.
🐶 Basically Kiba "nah, trust me bro"ing Naruto into a gay relationship. And somehow, nobody but Kakashi notices. Kiba is literally the most obnoxious, pigtail pulling, nasty, horny, persistent little idiot and not a soul picks up on it. And he wasn't even trying to hide it. He has literally been growling at people and actively posturing.
🐶 Naruto: "Sakura, Kiba keeps kissing me. But like, with tongue. Like he's trying to eat me or something. And it kinda feels really good but he also keeps biting my thighs and falling asleep between them and he says it's normal but it kinda feels gay, believe it."
Sakura, not paying attention: "Hmmm sounds like normal Kiba, Naruto. I wouldn't worry about it."
🐶 They eventually bang for real and Kiba just,,, decides that's it. The tipping point. They're together now. Mated. Married. Same difference.
🐶 Kiba would be insatiable after that and Naruto would be like wow, this is a cool new thing that feels really, really, really good. Why not keep doing it? He's heard the term friends with benefits before. It's fine, it's cool. Kiba says not to worry about it and acts so casual, of course it isn't weird!
🐶 Kiba would be rough but Naruto has the stamina of a god, he could take it. Kiba would definitely be the type to see Naruto covered in mud and shove him back in the puddle to slobber over him. Dirty, clean, outdoors, inside. He's a dog at heart, he doesn't give a shit.
🐶 Naruto would like save the village from Pein and yk Kiba would want that cookie SO bad. And he'd make it good as hell, too. Naruto saved everyone and is so strong, and he's perfect, and he smells good, and now the entire village adores him. As his mate, it's Kiba's job to give him everything. To provide, whether that be sustenance, security, shelter, or pleasure. Whatever Naruto wants, Kiba is gonna give it to him.
🐶 Naruto would drop a "good boy" in the steamy thick of it and Kiba would never recover.
🐶 Kiba: "This is my boyfriend, Naruto!"
Naruto, who's been making out with Kiba, getting railed and gnawed on by him, who Kiba has been unironically calling babe for two months now: "I'm your what?"
🐶 Pro gaslighter Kiba would be like "Huh? You mean you forgot we were dating? But Naruto, this was your idea!"
🐶 Kakashi would appear out of the mist to stop the manipulation. Like, hold on now. That's HIS pup first, you disgusting little degenerate mutt.
🐶 Naruto belatedly realizing that the last year has just been a steady build up for them getting together disguised as bromance because Kiba is an idiot and was unwilling to say it out loud or be honest: "Ohhhh! Does this mean you'll keep buying me ramen?"
🐶 Like baby, Kiba has been crawling into your bed at night, stealing your clothing, has spent hours worshipping your body, basically chases after your tail anytime you go anywhere, actively pants over you anytime you start to sweat during training, listens to everything you say, obeys your every whim, and is obsessed with everything you do. Yeah he's probably gonna buy you more ramen.
🐶 Kiba is the type to brag about how independent he is and how he's in charge and listens to no one but what Naruto says sit, he SITS
🐶 Naruto is just happy it means he gets to live with Akamaru now. And yes, Akamaru likes him more because I said so (and because Naruto slips him chicken like a real one)
I beg for some spoilers or plans for the fic!!!!
They're not the only ones who went back in time how's that for a spoiler
Pookie where you been
Getting screened for an adrenal tumor and writing bad JJK fic pookie 🥹🫶 I will return trust
Had a dream about Kiba and Naruto being a thing and I genuinely can't stop thinking about it now someone sedate me
Kakashi hires his own team to do a d rank.
Mission: give his pack a spa day
Expansion on this, Naruto somehow already knows all their names. Turns out they've been going behind Kakashi's back to take care of and check on Naruto his entire life once they realized Kakashi wasn't allowed to.
Au where Obito genuinely hates kakashi bc minato treats him like a son while he, despite being equally orphaned, isn’t given a second glance
To be fairrrr, Minato knew Sakumo first and got Kakashi when he was what? Five? I know it was stated Kakashi apprenticed under him even before joining a team under him, and it's implied Jiraiya knew Sakumo as well due to them being the same age. So it's possible Minato even knew him as a baby. Not to mention Obito actually did have his grandmother at home! Her status was unconfirmed but it's assumed she was alive and died in the Uchiha massacre. Kakashi was completely alone, but he did have an entire clan left and a direct relative in the house with him <3
Au where Obito actually died and his spirit is crushing on Kakashi so hard
How is he supposed to resist? The guy visits the memorial stone all the time for him!!!!!
It gives him crazy status in the afterlife and all the other shinobi are pissy bc why don’t they have such a dedicated living person?!?!