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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

escuerzoresucitado

postergirlfornothing

tomatotext

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

guy who thinks “platonic ideal” means “best friend”: i’m the bestie of linguistic ambiguity

toroidalearthtruther

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

experiment41

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

roguespeedster

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

swagophile

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby

dogpuppy

creepycrag

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.