YRU3

I'm not exactly a ghost, but I do seem to haunt this blog from time to time.

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[animerusho]

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[infantil1zed]

i loveee middle coded accident phrases . like toddler words like "did oopsies" or "went pottypants" are cute and all but once you're old enough that no one else is required to keep spare clothes at school there's a much more universal shame in how you talk about it

"i went to the bathroom in my pants.."

"i think i sorta peed the bed"

"i didn't make it in time..."

"i can't hold it anymore!"

"i pooped in my underwear.."

"i went number one on myself"

"it just... came out!"

yeah

honorable mention to crying and gasping "oh no! oh no!" when you realize you're going in your pants

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[turtsandtorts]

I'm flipping out at them feeding galapagos tortoises! It's their favorite treat! Hibiscus flowers!

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[saygoodnight2theworld]

[xanaxfarts]

Strange findings lay at the bottom of Lake Neuchâtel. location: Romandy, Switzerland

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[cutevintagetoys]

💖 Kawaii Shop 💖

Use code "TUMBLR" for a discount

[cosmicretreat]

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[everydayery]

REBLOG HELP ME MONEY DOG

[heavenspeach]

My bank account needs you money dog

[vesblkboi24]

Money dog

[gimmiedabunz]

💪🏿

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[yru3]

Cartoon Announcer Voice Over: It looks like our hero has found himself in quite the precarious predicament. The Villainous Plumber has turned off the water and is holding the bathroom hostage. And now the three cups of coffee our hero drank earlier are are attempting to do the villain's bidding. Will our hero stay dry and prove he's a big kid?! Or will the pressure prove too much?! Stay tuned to find out!

[yru3]

Cartoon Announcer Voice Over: Our hero battled valiantly and successfully cast the villain out. But-

Hero: And I proved I was big kid by keeping my pants dry!

Cartoon Announcer Voice Over: That's true, but your pull-

Hero: Announcer guy, I think you dropped this money. *wink*

Cartoon Announcer Voice Over:...Oh, right. Of course.... And our hero proved he was a big kid by keeping his pants dry!

[littlespaceinsurrection]

Yeah I'm into ageplay - I pretend to be a grownup when at school, work, or with family

[yru3]

Cartoon Announcer Voice Over: It looks like our hero has found himself in quite the precarious predicament. The Villainous Plumber has turned off the water and is holding the bathroom hostage. And now the three cups of coffee our hero drank earlier are are attempting to do the villain's bidding. Will our hero stay dry and prove he's a big kid?! Or will the pressure prove too much?! Stay tuned to find out!

[yru3]

I had the afternoon off from work and decided to go see the Masters of the Universe movie. It was surprisingly good.

[yru3]

I just found out that today is diaper day in Japan because the date 6 2 sounds like omutsu.

So everyone should pad up and celebrate!