i'm not gay but $20 is $20

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[rararazaquato]

hello hi i'm so happy to see you

(first 100 spoilers under the cut)

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[erisivy]

[soapy-soartp]

A baby!

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[creekfiend]

we are thirty or forty years old

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[lindleland]

[dogpuppy]

[yandere-angela]

you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma

[acerby]

I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"

[pekoposting]

ok i just read something and i gotta yap in response so. there are some ways fuyuhiko will never talk to peko

like it's a subtle thing but he will never swear at her. as in, he'll never address her with a swear word. the worst insult he ever calls her is idiot. and that... well just look at the context of the line itself. the stakes could not be higher, she's just refused his orders for her to flee and told him she has her own plans she's going to carry out. she's just locked herself onto a path which ends with her death. and this is the most scathing word he can muster

fuyuhiko does not talk to peko like he does the rest of his classmates. even if he's keeping his facade up. if you replay the 2-1 trial, you realise that he is fully trying to defend her from being accused as the murderer, whilst trying to maintain his facade of not giving a shit, and, well... this line really illustrates it

he's flinging swears constantly at the others, and yet... that girl. and otherwise, it's mostly just "you", "she" and "her", the eye of the storm compared to how he addresses everyone else around them. i honestly love this line. subtle peko and fuyuhiko interactions in the 2-1 trial which can only be noticed on a replay, i love you

so yeah. unless they're despairs, lay off the swears

[conflitdecanard]

Giving my tiredness about couples being overly lovey-dovey (???) to Sha Hualing because I need a girlie to suffer with me <3

[nottheartblogbuttheotherone]

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[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[eroscestlavie]

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually