[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[fatbayonetta]

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[maliciousmelons]

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[milfdud]

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[oldinterneticons]

Go get your heartbeat

Sic Transit Gloria…Glory Fades - Brand New

[stability]

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

[artisanalbooty]

Cotton eyed joe

[hxmlock]

“if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic when im blamed for something i didnt do

[hxmlock]

since this post is actually getting attention rn i really want to emphasize this-

many of the “tells” of lying are traits commonly found in abuse survivors and mentally ill/disabled people.

stuttering, averting eye contact, panicking, raising your volume, fidgeting, and other similar traits are actions performed commonly by these groups, especially in situations of heavy stress- such as being accused of doing something we didnt do, especially if we are afraid of being punished for doing nothing.

im honestly begging people to think critically when accusing somebody of lying for small traits like these.

[properxdosex-deactivated2021010]

brand new // limousine

[everythingfox]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year”

(via)

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[thesmolknowingclown-deactivated]

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

[otahkoapisiakii]

Literal bath bomb

[stonecoldliuh]

[ultracrispytaco-deactivated2015]

did you get the ketchup

[alisonzai]

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you