"Need something sweet."

Queer - Poly - Married - FF14 obsessed

[dilfosaur]

quickie

[mightier]

thesis (Modern AU) During finals week, things keep on going missing from Raih'a's closet...

[mightier]

ahoy, ahoy I'm excited for summer vacation.

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The answer to your question: almonds.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The

Moment we w-wake up

To The

Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.

Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

pre-skeksis

pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

almonds.

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[secondlina]

✨️Friend shaped✨️

[prinnay]

Take a leap

[yuumei-art]

Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.

[color-palettes]

I Will Strike Twice - Submitted by xakumi

#AC93CC #8058C0 #B458D4 #5C44C4 #443488 #302454

[cursedwithgloriouspurpose]

Stayed up way too late last night doing this for literally no reason except that the idea popped into my head. Possibly because I'm considering rolling Fabulous, here, as a "Tav" in BG3 when it becomes available (though it will be very strange to have her without her particular feet or tail,) and also because I wanted to know if i could figure out how to do draw her feet from different angles. I think I'm getting better at that!

(Actually, Fabulous as the Dark Urge would be ppprreeetttyy interesting with her existing back story as a handmaiden to a dark god... >.>)

[loish]

She either has no pupils, or just really huge ones. I haven’t decided which one it is yet.

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[zhellers]

I loved my friend.

He went away from me.

There's nothing more to say.

The poem ends,

Soft as it began-

I loved my friend.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[jasvvy]

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[chuwenjie]

While working on Across the Spiderverse, I painted this concept art of what Manhattan might look like in Gwen's watercolor style!

[paladinsoda]

A Burst Of Courage ◇