Licking Limericks

Put those guys' dicks into situations. Making characters fuck it out on AO3.

[limerlicks]

For mermay please fill that man with roe. turn him into a seahorse.

[ao3commentoftheday]

a collection of limericks

There once was a fic reading saint Who left comments without self-restraint On fics large and small. They left love on them all! And the author's were so pleased, they'd faint.

There once was an author's fave muse Who left the poor author confused. Should they stay fine as fuck? Or get hit by a truck, And end up all bloody and bruised?

There was a poor fandom creator Who put off creating til later. The later it got, The more they felt fraught, But they researched a lot about freighters!

There once was an Archive of fics That let us all write about dicks. We could write cute or scary Or leave doves unburied And still filter out all our squicks

[limerlicks]

how meta is it possible to get with smut?

after i finish writing about all the things i've already teased. probably.

[animatedjen]

Cal “No Bones” Kestis:

[limerlicks]

Step 1: Interact with random kinks you don't have incidentally (through games, shows, stories)

Step 2: Start to think kink is hot, actually. Have accidentally give yourself a new kink

Step 3: Write about kink featuring favorite fictional people

Step 4: ??

Step 5: Profit?

[redscharlach]

Happy 100th birthday to the great David Attenborough, and let's remember, amid all the recollections of his many contributions to nature and knowledge, that young Attenborough could definitely get it.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

why don't you look at a picture of a frog and then you'll feel better

[the-haiku-bot]

why don’t you look at

a picture of a frog and

then you’ll feel better

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[souplover13]

image: tweet which has been photoshopped.

him: ok so you've never met them... and you're friends online bc you like the same [porn]? me: ok well you're making it sound weird and it's not

the original poster's name has been cropped out. end ID.

[justarandomgirly]

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

[starfieldcanvas]

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[joeinct]

Amateur Boxing, Photo by Carl Mydans, 1955

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[exhuastedpigeon]

i'm still so normal about them what do you mean?

[just-french-me-up]

I was telling my partner how I was probably going to publish something on AO3 by the end of the day, and although he knows next to nothing about fandom spaces, he does know some things he learnt from me, so he went:

"Oh yeah, gotta pick the right tags, right?"

And then proceeded to look through the window with a very tortured poetic expression, unprompted:

"Hashtag anus, hashtag balls, hashtag deep inside"

I think he got the gist

[limerlicks]

Non Nuance NSFWdays

Get That Frog Pregnant! Which Frog is getting pregnant?

Chowder

Nursey

Dex

Voting ended onFeb 5

respects to the need-him-pregnant poll blog.

no nuance because you don't get to decide who is getting him pregnant.

[limerlicks]

Interesting