plecia nearctica

haven/ross . it/she/he . 26 polyam aromantic bisexual yumeshipper with npd & lots of swag proship & darkship friendly!

[yumejoshibeetle]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓾𝓰

haven or ross ♡ 26 ♡ it/she/he

haven's fictional others

my yumejoshi tendencies :3

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i am pro-ship, in the sense that i support problematic content in a shipping/fictional context. some of my yumeships contain matters of abuse, so do not interact if that will upset you.

there will not be porn on my blog, but some content will be NSFW/18+ or otherwise suggestive.

under 18

i run comship-imagines!

if we're mutuals, i take art and writing requests! just shoot me a dm or something <3

do not follow if...

a minor

SEVENTEEN OR YOUNGER

this should go without saying, but if you're interacting with me explicitly because you want to pick a fight, get on outta here. i have a full-time job and spouse and all that. i touch grass. do you?

[yumejoshibeetle]

stop calling fanfiction that depicts stuff you don't like as csam/csem!!!

it's okay to dislike, be disgusted by, and not want to see stuff like l0lish0 or child x adult ships, etc. that's fine. that's understandable.

i just want people to stop watering down the definition of csam/csem.

csam = child sexual abuse material.

csem = child sexual exploitation material.

fictional content =/= exploiting and abusing children.

signed, someone who went thru that exact type of trauma. please don't compare my very real trauma to a fanfiction!

thanks! ^_^

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Coughing up blood doesn't make sense for 99% of injuries and illnesses in fiction but it's HOT and I think the sexiness of whump outweighs the medical accuracy most of the time. I WILL die on this hill and I will be coughing up blood as I do so.

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[yumejoshibeetle]

i need a fucking cigratte i wish i didnt quit smokine </3

[regretful-limerence]

Sorry for being a creep, did you think it was hot though?

[sh4wtycore]

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[yumejoshibeetle]

*sees an older man who has to take viagra to get it up* i need him. i need him. i need him. i need him. i need him. i need him. i ne

[starridge]

Spamton? ... We don't talk about that around here.

[starridge]

He was... Like the rest of us. Just... a little unlucky.

[halcyoncyrus]

does anyone else scroll past a picture of their blorbo and get stunlocked for a moment. like. hold on i gotta scroll back up and look at it again. just another 30 seconds. okay i'm good now. wait no. one more time for the road

[yumejoshibeetle]

fuck it all what does your f/o SMELL like

[yumejoshibeetle]

gotta work on the queue for comship imagines tonight lol it ran out -___-

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[juiceboxboyz-deactivated2026040]

"Im a nice anti!" then its just a proshipper who doesnt darkship

[nymphaeceae]

Imagine what your f/o has your contact info in their phone as. Is it just your name? Is it some inside joke/nickname? Any emojis?

Also imagine what photo they’d pick. Is it a nice photo of you? Is it a terrible .5 lens selfie that you sent to them as a joke? Is it an old, embarrassing photo of you from when you were a kid?

Bonus: How do they text or call you? Do they have proper grammar or do they use a lot of abbreviations and emojis? Typos? Do they not really understand texting and end up writing you a long ass letter? Do they prefer to just call you?

[viperfizz]

NoName.