Yumi Hakoi

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[yumi-hakoi]

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||ADMIN INFO|| Admin Name:- Mia? ♪(´▽｀) Birthday:- August 8. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Gender/ Pronouns:- Female, She/Her. (✿◡‿◡) Sexuality:- Pansexual. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Height:- 5.5ft/5.6ft?（￣︶￣）↗ Hobbies:- Reading and Writing romantic shit, Editing stuff, Studying about Psychology, & Procrastinating~ ✪ ω ✪ Wattpad:- YumiHakoi Quotev:- YumiHakoi Pinterest:- YumiHakoi DeviantArt:- YumiHakoi Quora:- YumiHakoi Amino:- YumiHakoi Insta:- Yumi.Hakoi FaceBook:- YumiHakoi Twitter:- YumiHakoi Favorite Naruto Characters:- Madara Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Obito Uchiha, Itachi, Uchiha, Izuna Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Mei Terumi, Konan, Temari, TenTen. Favorite Jujutsu Characters:- Sukuna, Geto, Toji, Gojo, Nobara Kugisaki, Mei Mei, Maki Zenin, Mai Zenin. Favorite Diabolik Lovers Characters:- Kino (Sakamaki), Carla Tsukinami, Shin Tsukinami, Shu Sakamaki, Ruki Mukami, Azusa Mukami, Karl Heinz, Beatrix Sakamaki. ||RULES|| -> Please be patient and respectful to the Admin & people here, Hate will not be tolerated in this fandom or community. -> This Blog contains 18+ Content, So please read at your risk- I do understand that some people mature before age, That's why I'm not going to stop or criticize them. So please do not judge me for it. But I will surely keep a limit to it as well, 14-15 minimum. I don't wanna catch a case because of ya'll. ;-; -> You are allowed to slide into my DMs anytime, I wouldn't mind honestly. I would be more than glad to be have some Friends, But my DMs are not open for Hate and Criticism. I hope you get what I mean. -> Please use TW tag for:- NSFW, SFW, DDLG, Pregnancy, incest, abort, abuse, blood, gore, self-harm, suicide, non-consent & etc. -> Please contain yourselves from being a homophobic, transphobic, racist or etc. -> This blog is LGBTQ+ friendly! Any and all requests, asks, etc. Regarding the fandom or community are more than welcomed (as long as the requests, asks, etc. Do not violate the other rules mentioned within this post) -> Headcanons are to include a maximum of one (1) per request. Any head cannon requests that includes more than one character at once will be shortened. -> I'm a very busy person and can't post it as soon as it's requested, It might take 4-5 days maximum or 1-2 days minimum. So please be patient. -> I only write on Naruto Fandom, I don't know much other as I'm so not into it. As it doesn't jog much of my interest, But I'm indulged in following other fandoms as well. -> I truly understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinions on characters. However, there are some stuff people ask or put it in my ask box that I will not post if it's too hateful, confronting or discriminatory, among other things. -> Last but not the least, Please do not steal my work and post it somewhere else. I hope you understand that, Stealing someone's work without permission is truly disgraceful.

[yumi-hakoi]

guess who is back guys-?!!

i- have been very busy (lazy) and holly molly!

how have i gotten so many likes on my cringe ahh smuts and also followers?!

ya'll down bad (just like me fr)

improve ya'lls taste in smuts, it's horrible if you like my smuts, i will improve :>

[yumi-hakoi]

I'm embarrassed at how you all like my cringe posts- MY CRINGE INCORRECT QUOTES!!! Everyday seeing you all liking my cringeness is making me feel so embarrassed and cringe!!! But thank you for your support :)))) I will write one more smut which I was working on but forgot cause my dumbass had some mental breakdowns and didn't want to interact with anyone or even write any smuts... BUT, I'm energized now!!! Bring me a lot of requests so I don't slack off and sleep to them :))))

[junpeixe]

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

@iernos omg how did I not see you marked me on this???? wtf im so ashamed now 💀 thank you so much, I love these games!!

tagging @mugiwarastan @jinx23 @iamsorrypapi + anyone who wants to.

[mrskodzuken]

Thanks for tagging me Kirei bb ♥️ deleting rbs coz it’s getting long 😂

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling both ig? 🤔 // earphones or headphones both // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel both? // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises both // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas both // gold or silver both? // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy both // deodorant or perfume both // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice both // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis both

Tagging @mitsuyaya @luvvmamaia @drabbledealer @atsuminthe @coxmii @justanawolf @rosesandtoshi @bokuroskitten @thesimphouse @wishterya @augustinewrites @iamsorrypapi @ryesei @apricitobio @sunarent @laineeey00-ontherun @chibishae34 @izhyperfixates @sakusins @animated-moon @mirakeul @yuichi-ro @rae-naka-hara @ara-mitsue @kodzucafe @shinsoups @quirrrky @hisvillainess @gg9183 @osanoya @evanescentlight @prettyiwa @danibby @chickentendieboi @sakusa-kiyomine + everyone who wants to UwU

[xinii-deactivated20230323]

☆－ hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver both // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis or both －☆

tagging － @astralwaifu , @7kr , @raamitsu @rukia-uchiha-98 , @httptamaki , @aetheriaess , @ichxraaa , @haikyutiehoe , @makihoe // no pressure to anyone ♡ feel free to ignore

[astrwfart]

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver both // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple both // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume both// drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future idk tbh// constellations or aurora borealis or both

tagging @sunbeamx @sunkeiji @underscar @c0ld-soba @rinneganarmin (posted this on the wrong acc sorry 😀)

[tetsunova]

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver both // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple both // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume both// drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future idk tbh// constellations or aurora borealis or both

thank you for the tag! tagging: @sakusaww @tobibam @meqgumis @mxtchalilies @suckerforsugawara @rinoomi @rinslove

[bbbambam]

thx nova and @/s-rosalia <3

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises both // tulips or orchids both // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror neither // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas both // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future now? // constellations or aurora borealis both 🤩

tagging : @bokubooo @trimisu @iyumiii @p-ol @bubble-bootie @merucry

[meowersockerz]

just joining in ! <3

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover both // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises both // tulips or orchids both // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror neither // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas both // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future now? // constellations or aurora borealis both 🤩

tagging : @sakusa-kiyomine @infxrity @hoshiikos @angelshimaa @loverofthe-stars + whoever wants to !

[angelshimaa-archive]

thanks for the tag @meowersockerz !!

hot shower or cold shower both // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis both 🤩

tagging (no pressure i promise !) :: @commit-a-melony @kaccha-bakugous-nice-twin @lol-mood @taeyamayang @butlerpixels @lilac-o @hantaa @kiyelle @luvadonis @sunarent @izukus-gf + anyone else (moot or not :))

[lilac-o-deactivated20220216]

ty for the tag <3

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple both // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theatre or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis both 🤩

no pressure tags :: @lexroi @sukxma @shurichi @hantaa and anyone else!!

[sukxma-archive-deactivated20240]

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

tags ;; @teddibon @izukus-gf @van-del @iyumiii

[van-del]

Thanks for the tag @sukxma !!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

@unhonestlymirror @kannra21

[unhonestlymirror]

Thanks for the tagging!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel I have very sensitive nails😔 // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater never been🤔or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future can i have a cup of today please🥺// constellations or aurora borealis never seen🤔

Tagging (no pressure!) : @awakenmx @frenzycrazy @silkylious @gummily @tyutch @expansive-sense @oh-word-thats-crazy @newt-scarmander @maxbot-was-here @fingersnapples @nanamikcnto @sum1theteddy @abitchwhoneedsglasses @presidentmonica @sapphosdisaster @thetic-af @nitrogennightmare and anyone who wants!

[expansive-sense-deactivated2022]

thanks for the tag @unhonestlymirror !! (sometimes we all need a cup of today 😌)

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis 

no pressure tags: @besabriyaan​ . @kannra21​ , @girlwiththenameofstar​ , @lulubaii​ , @onlyloversareleftalive​ , @theinfiknight​ , @heartsofcinder​ , @codingbehindthemountain​​ , @farpegi , @silverutahraptor​​ , @silent-silver-slip​​ , @yiquess , @matcchachachacha​​ , @thesleepylavender​​ , @sapphic-sasuke​​ , @llanime  , @rendezvousz​​ , @hoodiestudy​​ , @good-grievance , @persephones-darkness , and @iruka-simp .

[persephone-falling-into-darkness]

Thank you @expansive-sense for the nomination, I rarely indulge in these games!

Ok, here goes:

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green both, in equal measure // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas both, in equal measure// gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis both, in equal measure

@lunyzare , @dualfuel , @elenyafinwe , @bluey1995 , @lemonkage , @cafeinthemoon93 , @smutteedreams , @xiii-link and whoever wants to join!

[xiii-link-deactivated20230327]

Ty for the tag @persephones-darkness 💚💚 love tag games✨

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

Tags @anakatsukiromance @wind-becomes-lightning @lunyzare 💚

[lunyzare]

Thank you @persephones-darkness and @xiii-link for tagging me, let’s do this.  😅

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling (depends on a situation) // earphones or headphones (depends on a situation) // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel (I have no idea what that means xD) // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight (but they both have a magic to them) // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil (depends on what I need it for) // pandas or koalas (all animals are 😍)// gold or silver // sneakers or boots (I think?) // denim jacket or leather jacket (I don’t know) // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

And I nominate: @al-hekima  @duesternis  @senjuhashirama  @captainshadowgirllostfan @lluu50 😁

[frisk-bris]

@lunyzare thank you for the tag!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling (I don’t really have a preference) // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel (not sure what this is either) // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket (I don’t use either) // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

Tags @yumi-hakoi @hashimada-exists :)

[yumi-hakoi]

Oh me? Thank you- hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis Tags:- @bl00dygf , @madaraswittleslut & anyone else who wants to do this! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[finding-a-whim-deactivated20210]

Me: I write for three people only: me, myself, and I

Also me: LIKES? REBLOGS? COMMENTS? ANYTHING!?! Was it… WAS IT GOOD?!? DID SOMEONE LIKE IT!?!?

[raevenlywrites]

I write for me.

I share for the validation.

[yumi-hakoi]

Madara x Reader (One-Shots) [2/?]

18+ Content, Read at your own Risk- TW:- Unhealthy Relationship (?), Oral Sex, Degrading, FaceFucking, Masturbation, Choking, Hair Pulling, Etc. Word Count:- 1.2K [Including Author's Notes & Description] [Author's Note:- Both of the characters are 18+, Proper Adults. Please don't read if you are uncomfortable with such stuff and please do ignore grammatical errors/mistakes, I get lazy to re-check for mistakes-] Description:- Reader is in a military school and has low grades and Madara is one of the professors. So you know how it goes- You please him in order to pass in tests/exams. Idea suggested by @anxiousgoddest

Madara had an important meeting with a lieutenant, He was sitting in his office grading everyone's marks when you came in. "What do you want [Y/N]?" He asked as you stared at him awkwardly knowing it was past bed time which was like 9:30PM and here you are at 10:23PM. "Well I...The last semester is coming up and the marks of the first semester and others are totaled to the final result and I...I didn't do the previous semesters really good, I barely passed-" "So you want me to change the grades?" He cut you off and you were just there standing awkwardly hanging your head low not knowing what to say next.

He sighed and said, "I have a meeting with the lieutenant at 10:30PM. Well..." "Well?" You asked shyly looking up to him. "Well you see-" He stopped talking as he heard footsteps approaching the door, You didn't know what to do and looked at him asking for help. He sighed and motioned you to get down his desk and you quickly followed his orders. "Just be quiet. Hope you could do that at least." He said with a slight mockery intended. He didn't look at you when he said it, He felt kind of rude and looked down at you and he was able to see your breasts from such an angle that it turned him on. Then you both heard a knock at the door. "Are you there Professor Mads?" The lieutenant asked while slowly opening the door. "I told you to not call me that Lieutenant." Madara said frowning. "But you look mad all the time haha." He replied. Madara surely didn't like his stupid jokes, You thought while looking up to find a boner and blushed deeply. What is he so hard for? Is he into the Lieutenant or some? Do they have a illegal relationship? Is he cheating on him with me? But he is so ugly for Madara, Madara is like the most hot professor you could ever find. He is the hottest person in fact- So many thoughts running through your head and jealousy was one of them, Which you didn't thought you had. I mean you were just pleasing him to get good grades so your parents won't be disappointed in you? What you feeling jealous for? But looking at his boner made you feel wet and horny for absolute no reason. You definitely wanted to be the only one to please him, After all he is your first. He did take your virginity- You heard them both talking as the Lieutenant sat down on one of the chairs, He was making his awful jokes as Madara who didn't even make any facial expressions just stared at him. He looked down at you only to find you staring back at him and his eyes kept wandering near your chests which were exposed to him in such an awful manner that could seduce any man in the world. Feeling himself get more hard, He looked up. "Can we just get to the business?" Madara asked annoyed by his jokes. "Haha sure Mads, What you getting so upset for?" He replied with that stupid nickname, It isn't that stupid but it doesn't sound good from his mouth. They started talking real business now and you were just staring at his hard boner which was now visible. Damn that 8 inches long dick, How lucky am I to have that in me? You thought with your lewd thoughts, Your hands uncontrollably roaming around his thighs. As soon as he felt hands on his legs, He looked down which only made him more horny to find you being so lewd in such a place and situation, Which could expose you both. That risk made him the horniest he could ever be. He was definitely gonna give you a rough night after that damn lieutenant left. You took it as a hint to continue. Madara looked up to not look suspicious and continued talking but damn, How could he concentrate when there's some hot stuff under his desk getting him so hard? You unbuckled his belt as quietly as you could. The lieutenant's voice is loud enough to cover it. You thought while Madara helped you with the pants and the boxers. Damn that 8 inches long dick, You wanted it more in you than it in your mouth. But you had to wait and taste him to get more ready for him to take you for a long rough night afterwards. You touched the tip and slowly stroked him. You could feel his right hand holding your hair. You licked the top and his grip on your hair slightly tightened. You opened your mouth and put half of his dick in your mouth, You definitely can't take full of him in one move so, Slowly sucking on it. Tasting him and groaning as you felt yourself get more wet and horny. Your right hand traveled to your panties, Slowly and quietly removing it. Touching yourself while sucking him, You could feel him pulsating in your mouth. His grip on your tightened more and he shoved himself more deep in your throat, You groaned quietly circling circles on your clit. Madara tried to talk less as possible because he felt

himself losing control and groaning because of your pretty mouth doing some dirty illegal business down there. Just the mere thought of getting caught, Enticed him more. He tried to make the talk quick as possible with the lieutenant. You took more of him and giving him a deep throat while thrusting two fingers in yourself, Quietly groaning. Seeing your pretty face unable to please yourself when you are sucking his big dick. Slightly biting his dick and quickly finishing him off. Madara's grip on your hair tightened as he facefucked you. Groaning increasing, Your fingers craving for climax. Feeling that coil in your lower stomach, Crying for release. As he shoved himself one last time deep in your throat, He released himself in your mouth. "T-Take it. Take it all. M-Make sure there is no single drop getting wasted of mine-" Madara said groaning loudly, His mouth left opened at his immense pleasure. Your mouth choking at his dick and his semen, Your right hand working immensely down there. As you finally gulped down his cum, You felt your climax edging so close- Madara pulled your right hand away from pleasing yourself. You choked and looked up with tears in the corner of your eyes. You wiped your mouth waiting for an answer. "Well some dirty little girl who is fucking her professor for getting good grades surely doesn't need to have everything she so desires for? You are going to have a rough night woman, Then only you can have your "good grades" and your sweet release." [Author's Note:- Haha, This is not that good as you all expected. Sorry to disappoint you all- I did put all my hardwork into this and I'm too lazy to write, Unless you suggest me really good ideas. Like this person did as I mentioned above, I did put my brain into this and I know this is better than my "1st Madara Smut."] [I'm always here, Constantly daydreaming about Madara :)]

[yumi-hakoi]

Aight, I'm onto some dark smutty business now-🤩

[yumi-hakoi]

Was thinking of writing Madara as teacher x Reader as student but then it would promote unhealthy relationships- Tell me what to do?

[taxfrauddotcom]

[yumi-hakoi]

Hashirama x Reader (One-Shot) Birthday Special~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

18+ Content, Please read at your risk- TW:- Breeding, Kinda Rough Sex, Cockroach's Death [R.I.P] 〒▽〒 Word Count:- 1.3K [Not much, I know-╰（‵□′）╯] It's our optimistic boy's birthday! We definitely need a smut for him, Don't we? Of course we do! I kind of rushed this because I had a lot of incomplete notes to do and stuff. So if you find any mistakes, Please tell me in the comments~! And this is Modern Hashirama of our time, He is so fucking adorable~!!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

You were sitting at the dining table waiting for your lover. You sighed as you saw the time, 8:45PM. He's late again?! You wanted to enjoy halloween with your lover but he seems to never have time for you, He is just busy with his office work. You saw the food run cold, You made variety of food for your dinner date but now you don't even know if he's gonna come or not? Sadly you had to cover the food, After you were done keeping the food in the fridge and thought to starve yourself as you didn't wish to eat alone the food you made with so much love for eating with your partner. You were washing your hands as you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist, You sighed knowing who it was. Hardly trying to hide your sadness, You turned around and smiled sadly at him.

"I'm sorry, Darling...I just-" "No, It's alright Hashi. I know your work and your meetings are more important than me, So you don't need to say anything." You cut your lover's words off. He frowned knowing he can't make it up to you as it was the 9th? No, 11th time? He himself lost count of how many times he has done this to you. You shrugged him off yourself and tried to leave the kitchen as he grabbed your wrist. "I'm really sorry (Y/N), I tried so hard to remember it but I-...I just forgot it again. How can I make it up to you, Love? I will really remember it next time, I promise!!!" You cringed at his words, How many times has he said this to you and always did the same thing. "Don't you get embarrassed saying the same words and again repeating your mistakes, Hashi?" He felt really awful and it was quite visible on his face as he can't hide his emotions. You closed your eyes and sighed again, He left your hand as you tried walking away again. You saw a cockroach, "AHHH, HASHI!!! COCKROACH!!!" He flinched at your unexpected words and saw where you were pointing at. Above the sink? He quickly took your slipper and slapped the cockroach dead. You stared at him. "Hashi! My slipper! Why would you kill it with my favorite slipper! Just how dare you?!" You screamed at him as he realized that he killed the cockroach with your slipper. "Oh...Sorry? I didn't realize that it was yours, Why aren't you wearing it tho? The floor is quite cold, You know?" Oh wait..."That isn't the topic, Hashi! I mean...I don't know, I didn't realize that I was barefoot...Either ways, Throw that thing away and clean it's mess! It's your punishment!" He sighed at your words and got to the work. "Alright, Just reheat the food. I will clean it up and take a quick shower..." "Fine..." You replied. He cleaned the cockroach mess and left to take a quick shower. You got to your work. After a while, You were done reheating the food and just had to nicely set up the dining table. You felt a pair of arms wrap around you again. "Hashi, Go wear some clothes now. You will get a cold." You said while getting the pasta on the plate. But he just ignored your words and snuggled into your neck, kissed your weak spots and left a few hickeys. You shivered at his unexpected actions. "H-Hashi...This is not the time-" "But I'm in the mood! And it's been weeks since we last did it!" He cut you off. You sighed at your lover's childness, You wanted to turn around and kick him off you but he was strong. His hands snaked around your body and went in your clothes, One under your shirt and one under your skirt. You trembled at his touches. He grabbed your left breast and massaged it and while his right hand under your skirt, Rubbed your clit. You moaned as he left more hickeys on your neck. He moved your panties to the side and put his 2 fingers in and slowly moved them. You quickly kept the pasta in the plate and kept the plate on the kitchen slap knowing he would get what he want. His other hand pinched your nipples. You moaned and arched your back. His hands moving faster now, You held on to kitchen slap for support. You were getting close. "H-Hashi, I'm c-close..." You moaned out to him, "I know, Love." He replied adding one more finger and going more rougher until you came. You were panting as you came while he quickly undressed you. [Guess, I will say "n" word. Sorry if this is too short or sum...I just wrote what came to my mind. ;-;] He bend you over the kitchen slap as your breasts came in contact with coldness of it. He held your hips high and positioned himself near your entrance and slowly slipped himself in. You moaned and arched your back more to give him an easy entrance, "I-I don't h-have time, H-Hashi...D-Do it fast-" As soon as your words finished, He thrusted himself in with one single move. You moaned out loud, "H-Hashi! W-What are you d-doing?!" "Yes my love? You are the one who told me to go fast and have no mercy on you?" He replied while roughly pounding into you from behind. "I-I didn't say h-have no mercy?!" You moaned feeling him hit your

G-spot. He chuckled behind you, "I took-it that way." You thought he would be soft because of the current situation but seems like he gonna show his dom side right now. "H-Hashi, I d-don't remember f-forgiving you for b-being late!" He slightly groaned behind you and answered, "But I thought my punishment was over? I killed the cockroach and c-cleaned the m-mess up t-too-" He stammered at his last words as he felt you wrap tightly around his cock knowing you were close. "F-Fuck, So f-fast huh?" He groaned feeling himself close too. He roughly grabbed your hair and pushed you more downwards to get a better position. You moaned out loud feeling the cold kitchen slap pressed hard against your breasts. He kept roughly thrusting into you as you came. He still pounding into you chasing his own release. His movements got sloppier for a second as he came hard into you. He took his hand off your hips and held onto the kitchen slap for support. "H-Hashi, I t-told you, I don't l-like it w-when you c-came in me..." You said panting heavily. "But I d-don't think it w-will affect our b-baby?" He replied still trying to catch his breath. You shot up from his words, pushing him off yourself and turned around only to find him smirking at you. "W-When did you?" You asked kind of tearing up not expecting him to find out about you being pregnant with his child so soon, You wanted to surprise him today at the dinner date but he ruined it by not coming at time. He giggled and wrapped you in a hug. "I found the pregnancy test while taking a shower! I'm going to be father! Imagine little versions of ourselves running around!" He squealed from excitement and paused, "You wanted to surprise me tonight?" He asked frowning feeling the guilt from leaving you alone for so long. "It's alright, Hashi. I don't mind you being late sometimes...And I understand your work is important but please try to make some time for us and our future baby?" You replied questioning. "We are going to have more than one, You know?! And of course I will make time for you and our future 5 babies!" He replied excitedly and hugging you more tight. "That's too many...But okay-" You smiled hugging him back, "Oh...I have to clean up again and you too...Mhm~ We can have a second round in the shower, Up for it?" He asked teasingly winking at you. You gave him a weird and disgusted look but said okay as you really felt the need to bath. [Hello my lovely viewers, Sorry this was rushed in one hour. I have too many incomplete notes...I'm dying, But made time for my cute Hashi! (❤ ω ❤)]

[madsaku]

they tried to make madara look like a scary villain but he ended up being too sexy how am i gonna be afraid of him when i wanna fuck him

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Me, looking at people liking my cringe posts: 👁️👄👁️

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The text is taken from Kindred’s voice lines in League of Legends. (Never played the game in my life, but there’s a particular voice line compilation of Kindred I love to listen to over and over again.)

I feel like the voices telling the story here would be the Zetsus.

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‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

   It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. ———————————————————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

  2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would  not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. ——————————————————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL …. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.  

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)  

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.   

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry. If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

  REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information. I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

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DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

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APRIL 24 HAS BEEN TURNED INTO NATIONAL RAPE DAY.

PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.

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IMPORTANT!!!

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REBLOG THIS POST. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG’S AESTHETIC IS. THIS SAVES LIVES.

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The tip about the trunk of the car actually saved my life.

Last week a man grabbed me and threw me in the trunk of his car. It was thanks to this tip that I was able to escape with my life and only minor injuries.

REBLOG!!

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[nuagris]

Ok ok but this one is so dear to me. People often write Madara (in modern AU) as someone who has really unhealthy habits, who smokes a lot, drinks a lot, has a coffee addiction, bad sleep schedule etc. I believe it’s to create that edgy vibe and to make a contrast with Hashirama who eats a lot of vegetables, do sport etc. I love this kind of characterization for him, BUT.

In my opinion, Madara would never treat his body and himself this poorly. Have you seen him? He kind of cares a lot about the beauty and aestheticism of things. This man never misses his skincare routine and wakes up at 8 every Sunday to do yoga. He has a really expensive hair conditioner and mostly drinks tea or good wine. I will die on this hill. He might suck at emotional selfcare but his body? His temple 💅

[karaokeiko]

god hes so hot i love his pixels