I want Die

Max ~ He/Him ~ 18

[tangledbea]

Kingdom Dance || Stronger Than Ever Before

[miracleitaway]

*Somebody to Love playing in the background*

[the-winterbucky]

once upon a time an angel and a demon fell in love 

[angels-at-the-ritz]

Quite possibly the funniest scene in episode 4

[casenumber825]

“days go by and we sit here and talk about the things that matter least”

                   (a little broken - storm greenwood)

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Me, reading Good Omens: Oh, so Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Me, watching Good Omens: Oh, so Crowley and Aziraphale are in LOVE love

[beanabouttown]

[ithappensoffstage]

He’s gay, Mr. Shadwell.

[acecroft]

GOOD OMENS | 1.05 The Doomsday Option

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

[werewolfofsector2814]

Yeah… &?

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

[genderidentitty]

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

[weaselle]

I really like … many aspects of hunting. And I think animals are beautiful. may I present

What is the point of mounting something like this sad, gross, proof that you will end a beautiful life for no good reason…. 

when you could frame you up a trophy like the photo below !? 

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.

[unclefather]

[smugsbunny4]

[tworocks]

no one is allowed to not see this

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

professor magnolia i’m trying to catch a pokemon in a max raid battle but it’s dynamax thicc and the clap of its max attacks keeps fainting my pokemon

[birlinterrupted]

Tumblr, 1400s: hey quick quaestion, why do you take joy in such wickedness

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[flipflap-flipflap]

Y’all

So like, I bought this as a joke (and because it was surprisingly cheap), and totally expected it to just suck. But a nice conversation piece/excuse to never invite my parents over.

But oh, oh I was wrong.

This is the most goddamn incredible mousepad I have ever used. The wrist support, the firmness of the padding, the soft texture, the resistance and responsiveness of the mouse - it’s all perfect.

It is so much better than my one at work, and I am goddamn livid about that. I would totally swap them out, but it’s a fucking booby mousepad so I can’t.

So now I’m tortured by this ludicrously good mousepad on the computer I barely ever use, while I’m stuck using a shitty plastic mousepad for 8 hours a day at work.

[flipflap-flipflap]

Since this post still gets notes for some dumb reason, here’s an update!

Because I enjoy being a social pariah within my own family, I showed my mousepad to my mother, expressing my dissatisfaction at being unable to use it at work.

Fast forward a few weeks, my loving mother sends me a wonderful, workplace appropriate gift in the mail!

We have achieved ergonomic nirvana.