Ash is an Ahole

Ash. 30s. Full time nurse. Part time asshole. I’m a late in life weeb who plays too many video games. loves music, girls, horror, and Monday night RAW. I like boys, the office, coffee and tattoos. I could live without Hobby Lobby. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[fungusamongusblog2]

[veryintricaterituals]

Daniel: hey what's up you guys!!! My boyfriend wants to tell you a bit of gossip, it's his first time on camera in 500 years so you BETTER be nice. Okay, you go baby

[reticent-vampire]

literally

[skyrigel]

[ryan-sometimes]

I need whoever edited this image to know that it’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and every time it pops into my feed again it sends me into tears

[forthosetunedin]

the black parade is dead! (2007)

“long live” the black parade (2025)

[theaterard]

[l0uder-now]

This is actually the most insane photo ever taken. The siblings….

[forthosetunedin]

forever and ever and ever

[badymaru]

sleepy - via vampiredebt on twitter

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[drchucktingle]

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

ai could never have written Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls

[windeve]

Your actions will catch up to you

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair