Instant Originality

30 years old. Something needs to get done.

[cat-mermaid]

Ok so gonna share some peak info with yous alls, keep yer voice down

So nintendy is tryin to cover its ass on account of it givin all yous freaks ab-see-lute freedom to make DICK CITY a reality? yous wannas be able to upload your screenshots from your switch? Yous need to get one of these bad boys:

then you take the microSD card outta the switch and do one of these

den yous go like so

den i think yous can handle da rest ;)

anyways if anyone asks, you were never here

*slinks away into the darkness*

*slinks back from the darkness*

okays okays, i hear yous der in the back, yeah theres the...

(ominous pause)

other way

(distant rumble of thunder, wind starts whistling)

looks like we gotta spit some about the "usb-c to usb-a" cable maneuver

so if you know a guy who knows a guy who can put one of these in yer hot lil hands-

den ya gotta do the ol "one two skeedoo-it" if you know watta i mean

then you do like so

then you give 'em the ol applesauce

don't say i never did nothin for y-

WHAT DA

DAMMIT YOUS WAS FOLLOWED!

SHIT ITS THE BIG MAN!

RUN FER IT, HE'S THE MEANIST SONAVA BITCH THIS SIDE OF-

oh, wait. He just wants yous to buy his official cable if yous gonna do all dis? Big Man just wants to get paid? Fella yous got some weird priorities

...........................

*pssst* hey yous, yeah yous

shhhhh, keep it down

i got some new hot info for yas if yer interested...

[sosuperawesome]

Tarot Card Knitting Pattern // StarCrossedKnits

[sipping-ambrosia-wine]

knives out was about the suicide of a famous mystery novelist and took place at his estate that was brimming with trick doors and references to his books. the motive for the murder was not just to kill but to incriminate, create a narrative where Marta was guilty. glass onion used the metaphor of a delicate intricately layered glass illusion, and justice is delivered through Helen burning of the most famous painting in the world. wake up dead man is the power of oral storytelling and belief. sermons and speeches, hearsay and he said she said, rumor about Father Jud and eventually, confession given to him.

the next theme is going to be music and/or dance. we've had an inheritance dispute at a private estate, a weekend island getaway, a religious small town. Blanc WILL BE getting opening night tickets to the theater.

[theliteraryarchitect]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay for writing to be a HOBBY that you do because you enjoy, and that you don’t want to do when you’re not enjoying it. No one’s up in the business of knitters telling them they have to be willing to SUFFER and SWEAT or they’ll NEVER FINISH THAT SWEATER and they can’t expect good things to come to them. I don’t know why our current culture around writing is so intense, but I’m here to support your casual, relaxing writing habit. If people can glue pompoms together or knit a scarf or watch hours of streaming shows with their spare time there’s absolutely no reason writers can’t waste time writing just for pleasure, without any expectation that they’re going to Achieve something Amazing and Important or make a bunch of money or whatever.

[theliteraryarchitect]

I stand corrected: According to a great many who have piped up in the comments, apparently people ARE up in the business of knitters. What the hell. Get out of the business of knitters, people. May we all enjoy our hobbies without pressure to professionalize.

[yungpoundcake]

I was told I should find a way to monetize my journaling.

Monetize. Journaling.

[yungpoundcake]

Lots of food references in the knives out movies. Donuts, onions...

I'm calling apples next. Either something to do with the core, or (my favorite theory) the fact that Apple seeds contain trace amounts of arsenic.

[yungpoundcake]

I called apple but my theories were wrong ;p

[yungpoundcake]

Jeremy Renner’s hot sauce

And now….Jeremy Renner “hot sauce”

I’ll see myself out

[freshbeeth]

i hate squid halloween

[guerrillatech]

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[rasticore]

vriska discourse in modern fandom culture will lead to actual casualties ngl

[animentality]

[malk-with-tea]

homestucks version of 9/11 just happened i think

[isekaicore]

[polycrews]

how we feeling intermissionists

[fuckyeahhomestuck]

[saywhat-politics]

To those of you who don’t know what’s buried in this Big Bogus Bill…

[emma-ofnormandy]

In a normal circumstance, I hate Netflix. However, they struck a deal to produce new episodes of Sesame Street and will ensure that the episodes remain free and accessible on PBS for all kids and for that, they deserve gratitude.

Additionally, unlike the deal previous struck with HBO, this one with Netflix also makes its so new episodes are simultaneously available via Netflix, PBS, and the PBS Kids app.

Please continue to support Sesame Street and all the other PBS programming via donations to ensure everyone, kids and adults alike, continue to have access to educational viewing.

[naamahdarling]

Very important information here.

Very important to try to support PBS kids' programming because Christ knows what they're going to be taught in schools.