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Your friendly neighborhood fuck-up/27/he/him

[scentedwonderlandpoetry]

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day everyone.

May you all enjoy a good scream for 30 seconds before vanishing.

[bprdeeznuts]

[minotaurfemme]

Happy 30th anniversary to Hellboy getting banned for life from the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

[314eater]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[cyndaquilism]

[memecucker]

Japan may seek to dissolve Moonies church in wake of Shinzo Abe killing

Japanese media report the courts may be asked to disband the Unification church amid criticism of ruling party’s ties to organisation

Most politically successful assassination of a head of state by a massive margin

[christianstepmoms]

You know you really can't argue with results.

[messygoku]

writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

[fagmyers]

*gets on my knees and weeps @ the blinding beauty of it all*

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[hotvampireadjacent]

lol. Lmao even

[wizardshark]

Well well don't mind if I do

[sloppystyle]

[foxgirltail]

Internet users: I'm not going to drink cocacola products anymore because they used AI in their marketing!

Cocacola, regularly:

[johnadamsbignaturals]

coca cola is officially a PRIMARY BOYCOTT COMPANY on the BDS list for Palestine (yes, this is a recent development as of late November, 2024)

[parakeet]

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[bugsoupforthesoul]

PSA

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[thememedaddy]

[hotcupoteckla]

No no no, the critic wasn't the villain!

The Villain was the tiny corrupt man selling the image of an honorable dead man on poorly manufactured industrially created expensive foods and pocketing all of that corporate money for himself as the executor of the dead man's estate and preventing the son and true heir of the honorable man from reclaiming his birthright.

[unclefather]

[bubbleprincecaesar]

This is a compilation of jjba characters in the background i have saves in my phone, please feel free to add some more