Yury Gagarin @yury-gagarin - Tumblr Blog

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.

baygeethefirst

That illustration looks like, "Whatcha gonna do about THAT, HUH?"

akashicrecord

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

akashicrecord

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

parkchanwoohoo

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

gunsandfireandshit

This is painfully American

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Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

unstablebill

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

furryprovocateur

"taylor swift is elon musk for girls" well all right maybe we should scale it back because elon musk has killed nearly a million people globally in his time at DOGE

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Blondie only touches minors before her dad shoves them in the family woodchipper

earthdad

I’m dating a supervillian

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when KK bubblegum comes on

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Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

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“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

transwiththeplans

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

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"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

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“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

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“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”