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Hi, I'm Zach. He's Zach too (Or is it two?). I make bad puns, he makes pictures and together we run this blog. If you want something in particular tagged or you feel something was improperly tagged let us know!

[honeyb]

GRIS edits

4/∞

[cosmic-storm]

[themodestmariner]

Finally, an option for the working cannibal

[andallmannerofthings]

On a scale of one to invading-hell-as-soon-as-you-realise-it’s-a-real-place, how overly confident is your British Empire?

[vonlipvig]

A NIGHT OUT IN FALLEN LONDON

If there is one thing that can be said about me is that when I get a silly idea for a drawing, I stick to it until it’s done. Unfortunately for you guys (and Jack) that means that this exists now. 

London can get pretty wild, but Jack’s ready for it!

[timemachineyeah]

My favourite part of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang though

is that it is 144 minutes long. And for the first two thirds of that it is a perfectly fucking normal movie. 

Like there’s a whole ninety minute movie which is like an inventor who loves his two kids and he wants to get them the thing from the junkyard that they want because it’ll be sold to be destroyed soon and he tries to make money but he can’t and he meets the sweetmaker’s daughter and he doesn’t like her and she doesn’t like him but then they get closer and it looks like the car his kids wanted is going to be ruined but then he accidentally makes a sweet and he and the sweetmaker’s daughter try to sell it to the sweetmaker but then it backfires and he’s sad because he’s going to disappoint his kids but he decides he can’t let them down and he goes out and is able to get the money at the fair and he rebuilds the car and takes his kids and the sweetmaker’s daughter on a day out in his newly fixed up car and he and she are flirting on the beach and the kids really like her and trying to push them together and like wow this must really be wrapping up soon and THEN PIRATES AND THE CAR IS FLYING???? INDENTURED INVENTOR SERVANTS???  AND WE ARE NOW IN SOME GERMANIC COUNTRY WHERE CHILDREN ARE ILLEGAL AND THE CHILDCATCHER AND THE TOYMAKER AND THE KING IS TRYING TO MURDER HIS WIFE AND THERE'S AN ARMY OF ANGRY CHILDREN???? haha well that was strange well let’s just drop the sweetmaker’s daughter off at her house I wonder if they get together

[thelatestkate]

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[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[grimae]

two of my OCs

[zandraart]

look down

[falseknees]

We all are.

[turing-tested]

trans girls really are all that and a bag of chips and I would die for any single one of them

[grimelords]

aesop’s fables are so funny because mostly they have a very clear moral outlined in the last sentence but sometimes they’re like this one where the moral is just ‘woah what the fuck? what the Fuck? get the fuck out of my house’

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[glumshoe]

I’m afraid of driving in Maine because what if Stephen King is jaywalking? What if I hit him? I don’t want my legacy to be That Guy That Ran Over Stephen King the Second Time. 

[glumshoe]

Dear women’s clothing designers: yes, I am going to leave the top of my shirt unbuttoned and the sleeves rolled up to my elbows. No, I don’t want ¾ths length sleeves and missing top buttons. It has to be a choice if it’s going to look roguish and handsome. A pox upon you and your terrible designs!

[cornflakesdoesart]

althought I wanted to finish these while it was winter , it’s still snowing here so  here, some warmly dressed folks!