Reo du Nocte

Student | Architect | Programmer | Writer | Indonesian | Otaku | Gamer | Ace

[artsyririblobbu]

based on a convo i had with my partner

(I secretly hate my art but he loves it and i never understood why)

[eugeniedanglars]

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

agnostic-atheist spectrum but with flavors

an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain

gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one

gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution

creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)

god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship

the universe is a pet goldfish kept in an irresponsibly small bowl by a toddler deity whose parents are considering moving up to a hamster

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not just atheist but anti-theist. a divine being descends to earth and im in the background booing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

god isn't real but if it was, we'd be obligated to imprison it for crimes against humanity

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I could fix him in my fics but making him worse is so much more fun. #bleeding as enrichment

[penny-anna]

Ok u know that like. Period drama shirt. The white shirt men are always wearing in period dramas. The Colin Firth jumps into a lake shirt. Are you visualising this in your mind? Ok now imagine: a butch wearing the shirt. And she has tasteful cleavage. Do you see my vision.

[yuumei-art]

Portrait of a Sunflower

Paint the reality you want to see. Paint the dead flowers back to life.

[captain-price-returns]

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[aniseandspearmint]

asdfghjkl, you think 'oh surely that's an exaggeration!' and then oh, oh no.

She's completely correct.

That belongs in a sad flashback from before the Alien Invasion or other Global Disaster that killed like a full 2/3rds of humanity.

[sunshinerotting]

@vermillioncrown @rozaceous

Eddy Tsang post compilation

[vermillioncrown]

i wrongblogged a minute but yippee thank you for liking my shitboy 🤗

and my favorite addition

[obsidianpegasus-deactivated2025]

All Fandoms Need These Reminders

It’s that simple.

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

and if anyone goes “Why? Why should I listen to this? Why SHOULDN’T I do this?”

The answers are easy and as follows:

1. People who write things you don’t like aren’t hurting you.

2. People who write online don’t owe you anything.

3. Things you don’t like will continue to exist whether you like it or not

Stop being a child and just scroll

[depsidase]

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[emilybeemartin]

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

[emilybeemartin]

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

[mavaris]

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

[emilybeemartin]

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

[elodieunderglass]

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!