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Another month, another video.

#monthlies #may

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About time, 2013. (x)

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Michael: [To G.O.B.] Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

The One Where They Build a House - 2x02

submission from @shoomlah

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Jennifer Lawrence Text Message Sent From Nicholas Hoult’s Phone

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#b99

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My magnum opus.

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denisvilleneuve

Make me choose:

@markhamillz asked David Lynch or → David Fincher

“People will say, ‘there are a million ways to shoot a scene’, but I don’t think so. I think there’re two, maybe. And the other one is wrong.”

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Gearhart, Oregon 2014 by Claire Richards

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if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse