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girlhorse

my pet seaweed

mrhealyourgirl

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

calvinandhobbescomic

justadreaminghufflepuff

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

iamnotlanuk

dahliavandare

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

catasters

idratherhavefreedom

everyday-cutephoto

innerchildabortionclinic

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

factbot

despazito

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

dietspam16

parkchanwoohoo

escuerzoresucitado

cyndakiller

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

shalpilot

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

belzrgr

/water

shalpilot

oh…. why thank you!!

elodieunderglass

Dr Glass problems (bought a large volume of very fine sashiko thread that must be wound onto something before use) require Dr Glass solutions (whittle a wooden clothes peg to fit a drill and drill the thread on)