zak bagans

nothing imparticular

[juelzsantanabandana]

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

[gnarhh]

ironic how being empty can feel so fucking heavy 

[zakgh0st-blog]

Tagged by @hello-lunaa thank you!!

rules: tag nine people with excellent taste

~color(s) I'm currently wearing: pink, black, blue, neon yellow haha

~last band t-shirt I bought: Ozzy Osbourne

~last food I ate: microwaved chicken, cheese, and bean burritoes lol

~last band I saw live: Guns N Roses!!

~last tv-shows I watched: mmmm I haven't watched tv in a few days so I don't remember. I watch more movies than tv anyway haha but it was probably a dumb 90s sitcom

~last song I listened to: Crave by Nuno Bettencourt

~last book I read/am currently reading: uhhh I forgot the name of it but it was about Randy Rhoads

~last movie I watched: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

~last 3 characters I identified with: Garth Algar (Wayne's World), Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure), Johnathon Byers (Stranger Things)

Tagging: anyone who wants to do this because I don't know anyone on here enough to tag them!

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[amywinehousequeen]

Amy Winehouse singing an emotional rendition of Love is a Losing Game, October 2006

[neverthere12345]

[jaywasley]

guys PLEASE look at this picture Aaron uploaded on instagram

[trashcannie]

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

[jasperzilla]

You missed some of the best ones

[dragonastra]

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

[aliright]

Me, home alone, after hearing one (1) noise

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[wolffuchsart]

BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[thatssorandomgirl-blog]

REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

[daintythinangel]

!!!!

[fitness-studies]

Doesn’t fit my theme but a life is more important than aesthetics! 

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[holdnarrytight]

Me posing with my best artworks

[holdnarrytight]

Whoa, 500 notes?? Thank you sm!!

[honey-sunny-bee]

These are amazing!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

OP you are amazing, hardworking and talented and you deserve all the praise and notes, your artwork is wonderful!!!

[ghost-ass]

When they turn off the IR lights to show how dark it is during the lockdown

[memehumor]

[whospilledthebongwater]

You know you’ve really been through some shit when you’re constantly more worried about how someone will react to you presenting an issue you have with them than you are about the thing that upset you in the first place

[whospilledthebongwater]

Didn’t expect this post to be relevant to so many people, damn

[inhale-the-frost]

Hi this is a symptom of abuse and its so shitty to deal with

[zakgh0st-blog]

-- Statements Tag --

@the-wonderland-dimension tagged me in this so uhhh here it goes

rules: tag nine people and bold the statements that apply

APPEARANCE: i am 5′7″ or taller | i wear glasses/contacts | i have at least one tattoo | i have at least one piercing | i have blonde hair | i have brown eyes | i have short hair | my abs are at least somewhat defined | i currently have/have had braces

PERSONALITY: i love meeting new people | people tell me that i’m funny | helping others with their problems is a big priority for me | i enjoy physical challenges | i enjoy mental challenges | i’m playfully rude with people I know well | i started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it | there is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: i can sing well | i can play an instrument | i can do over 30 pushups without stopping | i’m a fast runner | i can draw well | i have a good memory | i’m good at doing math in my head | i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute | i have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling | i know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch | i know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: i enjoy playing sports | i’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else | i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else | i have learned a new song the past week | i work out at least once a week | i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months | i have drawn something in the past month | i enjoy writing | fandoms are my #1 passion | i do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: i have had my first kiss | i have had alcohol | i have scored the winning goal in a sports game | i have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting | i have been at an overnight event | i have been in a taxi | i have been in the hospital or ER in the past year | i have beaten a video game in one day | i have visited another country | i have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: i have at least one person i consider a “best friend” | i live close to my school | my parents are still together | i have at least one sibling | i live in the united states | there is snow right now where i live | i have hung out with a friend in the past month | i have a smartphone | i have at least 15 cd’s | i share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: i’m in a relationship | i have a crush on a celebrity | i have a crush on someone i know | i have been in at least 3 relationships | i have never been in a relationship | i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them | i get crushes easily | i had a crush on someone for over a year | i have been in a relationship for at least a year | i have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: i have break-danced | i know a person named jae | i have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce | i have dyed my hair | i’m listening to one song on repeat right now | i have punched someone in the past week | i know someone who has gone to jail | i have broken a bone | i have eaten a waffle today | i know what i want to do with my life | i speak at least 2 languages | i have made a new friend in the past year

uhh i dont really know anyone here so i dont know who to tag but i’ll tag some people that i see in my feed a lot. yall dont have to do this or even acknowledge this at all hh sorry 

@aarongoodwln @ghxstadvxntxres @snackbagels @decepticanteven @helloitsbees @stariose @its-spooky-bitch @dudebroghost @bussyboybagans

[mrs-hatsune]

Paranormal investigator: TOUCH ME I DARE YOU!

Spirit: *touches them*

Paranormal investigator: hoLY SHIT IT TOUCHED ME