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[chriskotiesen]

[midnitmoonlit]

Yeah, just dodge

[makkon]

while in a call, I designed a fursona for my friend. this is Jessie the Shark Girl. heavily inspired by the work of Warble

[kushblazer666]

[paulandersonxo]

(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

[homoerotic]

@klaasje your tags were so funny i had to add it to the post sorry

[parkchanwoohoo]

[browsedankmemes]

[yandedoki-sox-deactivated201812]

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[johnbrownanarchist]

And no one is gonna mention he was a welsh forklift driver? WHO HAD BEEN PARTYING FOR 37 HOURS.

[trekwiz]

‘Drunk’ Welsh man survives swim across Hoover Dam and gets $330 fine

Arron Hughes is thought to be the only person to make it across the reservoir alive 

[theothin]

He said the swim took around 30 minutes but admitted he felt “knackered” half way across, but knew he had to make it to the other side as he could feel the water pulling him towards the dam. “I was sucked towards the wall and had to swim hard. At the other side I was exhausted. Then I heard police shout,” he told The Sun. He was handcuffed and arrested by Nevada police after making it across the water in front of the 726ft structure, and fined $330 (£250) for “jumping, diving, swimming from dam’s spillways or other structures”. The forklift driver is only thought to have survived as nine of the dam’s 10 turbines were switched off at the time. “One officer said, ‘In my whole lifetime I’ve never seen or heard of anyone doing it’,” Mr Hughes told MailOnline, while admitting his decision to go for a swim had been “fuelled by drink”. Some 275 people have reportedly died at the site in the last 10 years. “I don’t have any regrets,” Mr Hughes told the BBC. “I even have a tattoo saying ‘no regrets,’ that’s the type of person I am.”

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[itymnro]

When bro’s strings break mid performance you gotta let him play with yours 🎸🎶

[parkayquarts]

how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

[captain-grumpy-pants]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[nem23]

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

translation:

panel 1: the triangle machine is acting up

panel 2: im paid 9.11€ per hour with tax so circle it will be and fuck you

[geminisee]

a collection

[popsartattic]

Did this piece a couple years ago to celebrate the Baten Kaitos remaster being announced but then a bunch of the data on the external drive I kept my art at the time got corrupted and I lost the xcf file before finishing it.

Recently found this progress PNG of the flat colors that survived The Incident, and while I'll probably never finish the render now, I wanted to post what I already have.

[straightboyfriend]

asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x

[dependell]

I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

[shining-supernova]

HELLO?

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[victusinveritas]

*All of these make me tear up.

[fassina]

I’ve been on so many side quests to find the best “distraction free” writing set ups and I’m furious to announce that the best one for me is the one where your phone is in “serious mode” AKA landscape with a shitty but highly portable keyboard. Because it means you can’t just grab your phone, and you don’t have the excuse of oh I forgot to/couldn’t pack x because your phone is with you all the time and the keyboard fits anywhere.

I’ve also put Scrivener on my phone because Scrivener makes me focused too - no notifications and not too much text showing so reduces the desire to mess around with editing.

Literally I have 2 beautiful mechanical keyboards for my desktop, an old iPad, a Neo2 writing device… but this has changed it all for me and I could have done this ages ago lmao

[charnel-grounds]

Anniina Vainionpää, “Love (Spider Madonna)”

wood engraving, 2021