ALL I WANNA BE IS THE UNIVERSE

i'm celene, i'm bi, i'm a professional songgirl 31/she/wa

[zamielherbei]

lol anyway i don’t create any horny content but me and my female-presenting nipples are gonna be at samielherbei on twitter and also whenever pillowfort goes back up, pillowfort probably under the same url, adios hellsite bienvenidos a slightly bluer hellsite

[zamielherbei]

ima keep it real with you 57th worst social media site tumblr dot com, this will do nothing to fix your declining everything

[josukeban-deactivated20210227]

a friend’s cute af tiefling oc~

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[apolloendymion]

what are you talking about this is a flawless localization

[deadecchi]

I’m being completely serious when I say this might be the most character accurate dub I’ve ever heard

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[worldsentwined]

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

holy crap

[met-armsarmor]

Dagger (Jambiya) with Sheath, Arms and Armor

Bequest of George C. Stone, 1935 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Steel, jade, gold, velvet, gemstone

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/31834

[armthearmour]

Ottoman, ca. 18th century.

[claycaduceus]

insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god

[claycaduceus]

[zamielherbei]

ruby j and her dad violent were there for her birthday and he documented a bunch of it on his instagram and it is actually beautiful

[drawncyclone]

I’m enjoying hollow knight so far

[rukafais]

[anxious virus beeping intensifies]

that yellow one on the bottom is about to get a surprise

[Tictail] [Redbubble]

[solarbeamtmm-deactivated2021051]

why r cishet guys who like jojo so afraid of buff jolyne? i draw her with visible abs n they make jokes abt like “oh this is jolyne if she was in part 1″ no its jolyne in part 6 youre just a fucking coward, what are u scared of???

[solarbeamtmm-deactivated2021051]

like yall keep whinning abt ppl being so thin and tiny in parts 5-8 but then you oppose buff jolyne? fuck off

[chapterblack-deactivated2022033]

can u imagine looking at her and thinking ‘yea, built like a twig’

[zamielherbei]

got tagged to do a meme by @onlybluetalk where i have to describe myself with ten pictures i have on hand, can’t search for or download new ones not tagging anyone else but this is a pretty good encapsulation of who i am as a “person”

[prole-log]

“If you lick it, it’s yours.” - comrade Gritty

[ladyloveandjustice]

Of all the things to bring us not-shitty trans representation this season, it turned out to be the zombie idol anime.

AND HEY LILY FOUND THE UPSIDE OF BEING A ZOMBIE- escaping her oncoming gender dysphoria! Also she’s literally immortal. NOTHIN’ HARMIN’ THIS TRANS GIRL.

[rukafais]

More sketch page commissions! Two pages of Therion from Octopath Traveler and King, an original character who belongs to @overbringer.

Like what you see? You can get your own sketch pages here!

[shiftythrifting]

nightmare fuel owl. found at goodwill in kent, WA

[onlybluetalk]

this video was made by my grandmother’s church. it really is one of the best, most concise depictions of the condition panama city is still in. 

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

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