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sobadbad

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05

#shane's little jaw clench #while internally he's howling like a cartoon wolf #heated rivalry

penworthy

#i would kill to live in a universe where dril is the worst person i've ever met

fairycosmos

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

#highly recommend reading roger ebert's review of la dolce vita #where he describes this phenomenon #also me where lizzie and darcy are always Grown Ups to me #even though i'm now old enough to be their mother

whosname

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

#i larfed

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#GLUE!#I'm standing outside Hobbycraft with my monthly supply in my coat like a WWII spiv #offering it cut price to the scrapbookers

I was tagged by @damngoodbabysiitter to list my current music! (Thanks! <3)

Last listened to:

They never miss.

Current fave:

Quite literally, JOYCORE

(very close second):

Whole album really, but this one smacked me in the face when I first listened.

Random track:

My Heated Rivalry CD's due to be delivered today :D

I am, as ever, too shy to take specific people, so I invite all my moots to join in if they're in the mood <3

#TUUUUUUUUUUNES #Youtube

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

anactual-cat

Art from mx_scratch_ on IG

#made me smile have to reblog

tropiyas

#have recently discovered i'm old enough to encounter this in serious publications #i read a putin op-ed recently that included context of why 1917 is an important date in russian history #??!!!!!!!#????????!!!!!!!!!

kingofscoops

2026 COLOUR CHALLENGE: June + Rainbow ↳ theme: pride ↳ challenge: let your flag fly bright & colourful this month

Ilya Rozanov in Heated Rivalry (2025-)

#HE!#ilya rozanov

crabussy

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

crabussy