The Wizard Zaphodious

Quietly Enjoying The View | 196er | Dev of SCP: Downfall

[inkbee]

I’m losing my fucking mind there’s a whole god damn online database full of illustrations for illuminated manuscripts, you don’t need a subscription or anything. And it has a search function so you can enter key words for whatever you want to see. Right now I’m looking for fucked up illustrations of the apocalypse in Revelations, like so;

If you click the images on the website they come out super high def too. They also have a couple bestiaries, as well as some illustrations of the Divine Comedy. This is my new best friend I’m so fucking excited

[arianaderalte]

yes. excellent.

[heliophile-oxon]

I think there must be lots of people who need this?

[zaphodious]

Oh sweet lord this is amazing! My board game prototypes are about to get LIT!

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

[ten-and-donna]

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

[2010s-nostalgia]

[ahamkaracature]

Why can’t the US government make an interesting-looking form? I’ve been looking at forms for the past two weeks trying to find something interesting to incorporate into a design I’m doing and nothing!! They’re all so damn boring!!

I feel the exact same way looking at college websites. Actively kills any motivation to do anything

[zaphodious]

function trailer() {

return trailer();

}

[zaphodious]

Get far enough out, and the gas stations begin to look kinda weird

[spacelazarwolf]

whats a tankie? you keep mentioning them in a bad light

tldr leftist authoritarian who thinks stalin was a neat guy.

[zaphodious]

Honestly many of the blur the line between leftism and fascism. Sometimes it seems like they’re fascists with Soviet chic

[lesbianbloodritual]

DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully

[lesbianbloodritual]

you still reblogged my funny post though didn't you. drinking the milk without buying the transsexual cow, if you will. i guess you'll never be as funny as me on account of your weak little female brain, so i'll let you have this one. ❤️

[lesbianbloodritual]

now this is the kind of bold transformative reading that i have come to expect from the great minds of tumblr dot com

[shuffled-bunny]

Hey, these tag games seem fun. I want to make one too. Let's see, reblog with tagging some of your mutuals and uuuh... your favorite number (yea that will be fun)

Mines 12, such beauty, almost the ideal for sharing in small groups. Divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6 and 12. 12²=144 another banger. I could go on.

Tagging @treepyro @ostrigjpg @ahamkaracature

[ahamkaracature]

27

@seancodydotcom @fluffiest-fox-kira @ivylag @empress-of-dark2005

[empress-of-dark2005]

9

@drakonyx121 @the-lumpfish-king @carawith17as @eri-lessthan3 @nebulaaaaaa

[drakonyx121]

0

it looks like a portal

@sqrtminus1@faulty-radio@flyin-shark@esthermika@acekoral@ace-thirst-trap

[acekoral]

1024 or 2^10

I just really like the way it consists of ten 2

@inkwell125 @autism-industrial-complex @petzah394 @nelly289

[manpo5]

60 (it divides into so many numbers)

@samaee @fuzzy-oooze @allegedly-human @zerosocialskillz @scrubfeast @falsegrey @cannibalistic-cucumber @viola-canadensis @not-fae-no-sir

[cannibalistic-cucumbette]

13 is a nice prime number

@ragatas @canadian-bacon-eh @it-becomes-so @808-bantar @rain-droplet @moose-mousse

[808-bantar]

143

[zaphodious]

42

[lostwoodscutie]

[your-queer-dad]

How do you scare a Non-binary person?

101010101010101010101

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

[zaphodious]

@creepymutelilbugger is the most right anyone’s ever been!

[queerneurodiversity]

i love routines theoretically. in practice i have adhd so i'm not able to maintain any kind of routine and i have terrible executive dysfunction

[ahamkaracature]

Don’t eat the wings at AutoZone. Worst fuckin mistake of my life. :(

[were--ralph]

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

[were--ralph]

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

[were--ralph]

you have one week remaining.

[were--ralph]

you have no chance to survive make your time

[difty-dift]

Fucking reblog this post

[were--ralph]

A lot of things are possible but 90k in 4 days is not one of them

[yuri-pdf]

a million damn haikus keeping me awake i refuse to rest

[yuri-pdf]

@i-say-ok i don’t know if you’re willing to be @‘ed or not but you have a lot of followers and this needs a lot of notes!

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[flagellant]

fine I'll support this divine retribution of notes as punishment for viral hubris

[zaphodious]

This was at 50k a few hours ago. I think we can get it there.

[the-alpine-glow]

[weakerthan]

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

[empress-of-light2005]

9

[the-lumpfish-queen]

12

[kira-serialfaggot]

Also 12

[zaphodious]

7

[androdragynous]

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

[androdragynous]

visual novel games should be screen reader compatible and controls should be fully re-mappable by fucking default also.

[androdragynous]

Can I Play That? does reviews of accessibility in games btw. even if you do not need accessibility features personally I think it's important to familiarize yourself with the range of options that are or aren't commonly available + reflect on who is being left out of gaming communities and development because of it

Can I Play That?

Can I Play That provides accessibility focused game reviews and news. For Disabled Gamers, By Disabled Gamers.

and also personally blowing a kiss to every modder who has put in the time and effort that devs chose not to in order to represent and include disabled people. I love you