Zaphod ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  I’m so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat inside me for a month.  

[soberscientistlife]

Take what you need

[rizses-lecso]

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

[feralkwe]

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

[axialitaes-deactivated20231009]

your honor i am ​bisexhausted.

[candles-by-mokosh]

Just got an incredibly generous job offer, so naturally I’m passing these vibes to you!

“I will be blessed with a generous job that works for me”

📥💸💻⏰💡🎊💡⏰💻💸📥

Likes charge, reblogs cast

[soberscientistlife]

I 🖤 Dolly!

[kristophalis]

[thirdchildart]

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

[eightball]

dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

[amygdalae]

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

[zykaben]

[m0nst3rg1rl]

[everythingfox]

birb magician

(via)

[tuxedosaiyan]

[captaincream]

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

[bakugo-sucks]

I hate this comment most of all lmfao :(

[were--ralph]

I quote this daily

[thirdchildart]

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

[emmynominees]

ted danson as michael in season three of the good place

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding lead actor in a comedy series

[amygdalae]

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer