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Adam, none gender w/left beef

[parasitoidism]

two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

[parasitoidism]

theres a difference between being gay and having a weird gay thing going on. its complicated

[luv3horse]

Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.

[elizmanderson]

it's me!! I'm the older sister!!! and this is my book!!

[party-gilmore]

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

[hartsnkises]

What have you done

[f1rstperson]

Randomly skim reading posts like this and then seeing

The Game

does actually give me an entire rush of aggression and anger tho.

[dragontamer22]

Hey everyone I lost the game

[nudityandnerdery]

I like thinking that OP loses The Game every time they get a notification for this post.

[little-tunny]

only frartists understand

[little-tunny]

oh right, and, here she is…this is what they didnt want…inexcusable… 

[vzm]

wishing everybody a penis friday

[morticiahaddams-deactivated2019]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[guerrillatech]

[arirna]

[clowniconography]

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

[clowniconography]

absolutely not. thats disgusting

[crtastrophic]

[prokopetz]

The thing about the trope whereby the bland everyman protagonist walks into the room and immediately outdoes the female supporting character at some esoteric pursuit that she’s dedicated her life to mastering is that a lot of guys honestly believe that trope applies to real life. Back when I was working in corporate IT support, I witnessed multiple unconnected occasions where some dude basically went “I saw a woman do this, so it must be super easy – let me show her how it’s really done”, stuck his nose into a female co-worker’s responsibilities, and proceeded to fuck everything up so comprehensively that it cost several hundred thousand dollars to fix.

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[ruriginzuishou]

Me every time this post comes back

[might-be-somebody]

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

[queer-cosette]

why.

[xbubbledumbbx]

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

[cinturon-cadena]

If I may:

Original Post from @polyglotplatypus

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[prideknights]

To all acespec knights, this week belongs to you! I want you to know that you deserve to take space, to be recognized, and you deserve to be seen. This week is the ideal time to remember that asexuality is a valid and wonderful part of our world - shout it loud and clear! And, above all, stay proud ⚔️💪

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[injuries-in-dust]

I want to try this one.

[tundrakatiebean]

He put the recipe in the comments for this one! Here you go!

(I’ll type it out so it’s easier to read here)

Ingredients:

1 cup butter

1 and 1/4 cup sugar

2 eggs

2 cups flour

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

3 teaspoons baking powder

8 oz bag of potato chips

1 cup chocolate chips

Instructions:

Cream butter and sugar together

Beat eggs and vanilla extract into the creamed butter and sugar

Fold in flour and baking powder

Fold in half of the crushed chips and all of the chocolate chips

Chill dough

Roll dough in crushed chips

Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 15 minutes

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Thank you!!!

[everythingfox]

sound on asap

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey did I ever tell you about my theory pacman is a hermaphrodite species? Ya know, like slugs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

specifically, Ms. Pacmen are the default form of the species and the only ones capable of engaging in reproduction. what we call ‘pacmen’ are in fact just the sterile worker drones. you see more pacmen in games bc as drones it’s their job to collect the majority of food (dots) for the hive.

my evidence is what happens when you flip an image of Ms. Pacman upside down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

like the flounder, Ms. Pacmen have two eyes on one side of their head. the eyes are asymmetrical but fully functional. Thus, given the unusual symmetry of the Pac Man body, we may observe an interesting phenomenon:

that’s right! what we commonly identify as a hair bow may equally be described as a bowtie. this is because, as the external genitalia of a hermaphrodite species, it is capable of both impregnating and being impregnated. The sterile drones naturally lack this appendage (whether they or born sterile or forcibly neutered by fellow hive members is a matter of scientific disagreement.)

this leads to my next hypothesis, the pacmen are the larval form of clowns.

Gaud why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all i ever sought from life was to cause disquietude 

[justsomeweirdbandkid]

I mean, there’s evidence?

But if this is true, what are the other growth stages?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this leads to my third point, that pacmen regularly cannibalize their young, aka the ‘dot’ larval form. it is this act of infanticide around which gameplay revolves

*deep sigh*

Gaud, please tell me about how Pacmen are a parasite that turns its host intona clown. I don’t really want to know, but I think the alternative is worse…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Queen Pacman that has reached full adult size may choose to take on a human host, depending on availability. it attaches itself to the host’s nose, which eventually withers and falls off, leaving the parasite to grow swollen and bright red as it fills with blood, and infecting the host with toxins that alter its physiology & neurology to that of the common Clown. 

Interestingly, the characteristic ‘clown honking’ comes from squeezing the parasite, which is typically mistaken for the Clown’s nose. Honking is the Pacman’s way of vocalizing displeasure at the sudden expulsion of blood (after which the Pacman immediately refills itself). It is said the host organism experience rare glimpses of lucidity in these moments, but this is unconfirmable. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone on ko-fi paid me real life money to bring back clown biology posts, so you get to live with the consequences!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I do that every day!!!