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[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[thatdoodlebug]

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

[kingggjaay]

@themythicalumbreon

[the-kryomancer]

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

[zarvya-blog]

I had to see this and now you all do too.

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[zarvya-blog]

//tfw your country already doesn't have net neutrality so you're sitting here like 🙃🙃🙃

[cgdbird]

Who’s down for that gay shit

Reblog if you’re down for some gay shit

[salier]

Rest in peace, David Bowie. 

Art by Abigail Salier

Edit: Fixed! Thanks to all for the corrections. I apologize for the bad grammar. English is not my first language. :)

[stillwatersofconsciousness]

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says

[dundeey]

[black-nata]

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

[thisuserisposts]

↖This User Alway Wants To Write But Never Does

[rinny-the-fucker]

I’ll die not seeing the appeal to K-pop aside from the masses blindly idolizing people who are just as synthetic and mundane as their music

[jasonttodd]

big buff fictional dudes who are actual marshmallows with hearts of gold

[syromyachik]

I don’t know how it’s happened

[cxritas-blog]

Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[zarvya-blog]

Hear that, comrades? That's the sound of Zarya kinkshaming @undeuxtroiskillshot who deserves it.

[zarvya-blog]

"What is a 'moira'? Is it edible?"

[textsfromwatchpointgibraltar]

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

hanzos cyberninja skin really drives home the fact that overwatch cyborgs can wear pants and that genji is just going around naked because he wants to

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

nobody is fast enough to chase him down and put some pants on him

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

tracer is fast enough but doesn’t want to call attention to the fact that she wears leggings into combat. if they put pants on genji shes next