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merlin sweetie did you lose the brain cell
imagine you knew a dude and you were pretty chill with him, maybe you were friends but youre not really sure, but one day he just starts attacking you and gets taken away by the cops and you never see him again. a few months later you go to a play with your new group of friends and you find out via the play he died. thats how zuko felt watching jet die in the ember island players episode
90% of the desi marriages are intact because the wife doesnt have anywhere to go
That’s what ticks me off when my mom bashes white people and says that Desi’s are so much better because they have the lowest divorce rate and I’m sitting there like okay if my husband is abusive and is 100% responsible for the family income and I have five children to care for and if I escape I can never show my face again because I will bring such shame to my family where could I go? Nowhere. That’s where. So I stay and our divorce rate stays low. That’s not something to be proud of.
I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them
5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!
10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?
Teacher: just… Just do the project please
8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event
14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first
8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please
Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do
It’s not “over thinking”…its critical thinking…
It’s not so much shocking how many notes this has, because it is admittedly a very common problem for students, but…its pretty shocking that nobody has pointed out that those rebuttals are 100% valid like…
This is not executive dysfunction, this is logic at work…
Do you ever think that maybe we have education wrong, and that people are suffering for it - feeling intellectually/mentally inadequate?
Do you ever think, maybe you’re TOO smart for questions like that, and being forced to complete inane assignments over and over again for “grades” makes you anxious, or numb? Why are you all so quick to self-depreciate?
Understanding the ethics of privilege at 10 years old is fucking amazing and you should have been rewarded.
Understanding the nuisances of history and historical figures as human beings with fully formed, complex lives, at 14?? Somebody should have engaged your mind and held a long, informational discussion with you rather than jade you into “completing the exercise.”
Fucks sake
the graphic arts teacher said that a lot of times students struggle with the very first photoshop task they’re given: create a red square. The students ‘lock up’ because they don’t want to use the wrong shade and get punished for the tiniest barest semblance of creativity.
my mother just described yoongi at the grammys as “a small lesbian beetlejuice” and i have a lot of feelings about it-
i’m c r y i n g
Yoongi: If someone offered you $200 because, "You're ugly," would you take it?
Seokjin: I'm not turning down $200 just because someone has poor eyesight
bitches think they’re strong until taehyung puts his hand on his hip
rm, on the red carpet: soft leader, dimply
rm, on stage: chainsmoking trucker with 50 years of ice road experience
the thing about the silm is like. you realise everyone was always destined to fail and through the text they realise they were all always destined to fail and the fabric of the world itself is against them but they still keep trying and hoping while knowing they probably won’t be alive to see whatever brightness the future has in store
chan knew.
Discord: goes down
Me: “Dearest Diary,
It hath been 20 Yeares since I have last seen my loved ones. The Winter is so cold and mine old Bones so weary. James has come down with tuberculosis. I pray I may eat again soon”
how to feel dark academic
write words and their definitions on your wrists
put flowers in your heavy books
write short poems all over your arms
always carry a notebook
wear a brown coat filled with papers
read 'forbidden books' at night
light your room up with a rusty lantern
spend your evenings with tea / coffee
be happy when you get to write an essay
read ancient stories
mention random mythology facts to friends
read sappho (seriously)
wander in the woods
notes. on. arms.
stargazing on cozy nights
sleep with books under your pillows
learn latin and greek phrases
read on school / job breaks
visit libraries
pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh
Favorite Romance Tropes
I’m a cheesy fucker so here are some of my favorite romance tropes:
I’m seeing you in a new dress/suit/outfit that accentuates your looks more than your usual clothes and I’m Shook™
I’m seeing you doing something you love and the sheer joy you exhibit without even knowing it is so endearing and I can’t look away because you’re so in your element
I’m shy/reserved/stoic and you want me to dance with you and I’m a little nervous but you drag me into it and I love it
I always address you by your title or surname but you’re in peril so I lose my cool and call you by your first name
I slip up in a moment of distraction and call you the nickname I’ve mentally ascribed to you and after an awkward moment, you tell me you actually like it
I’m usually strong and stoic but you’ve been hurt and even though my first priority is taking care of you, I’m furious and planning the grisly demise of whoever hurt you
ALTERNATELY I’m usually strong and stoic and when I come across you fending off bullies, I stand silently behind you and intimidate your enemies with the sheer force of my presence
You’re in danger and I’m trying to get to your side as quickly as possible but it seems like I’ll never get there in time but when I do, I drag you into a fierce embrace because I’m so terrified and you can feel me shaking
OR you’re in danger and I’m trying to get to your side as quickly as possible but it seems like I’ll never get there in time and I DON’T and there’s a moment of pure grief a la Hercules and Meg in Disney’s Hercules but I’m gonna fix this even if it kills me
I’m gonna take care of you in all the little ways that seem insignificant (cups of tea, hot cocoa, soup when you’re ill, a warm coat when you’re cold) but we know they aren’t
“before you came into my life i missed you so bad” is a raw fucking line and the world just passed it off as bubblegum pop nonsense... what the fuck
you know what's good? when you have a meat and a sauce and you eat it with a rice. thank you for listening
Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person.