Pretty Princess;

| Miranda | Libra | Content With Life | "A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[lightthefuze-deactivated2026022]

why do guys look so hot when they drive

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[bpdroses-deactivated20180617]

moi fucking too

[helila]

énorme mood

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[straightboyfriend]

me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart

cat: mrow

me: thank u

[dearpadfoot]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that

[bitchycode]

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

[nate-tm]

proportionate to how i react 

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

[oldersistercore]

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

[memorydatas]

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

[hedgewitches]

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

[yallstillhere]

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper