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Beware of the Dragon and Fangirl

[murkat]

Bird box: Take off your blindfold

Me: No

Bird box: I have the real ending to voltron

Me:

[honestlyprettychill]

STILL TRUE THOUGH

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[demigoddessqueens]

And the Avatar

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

[lickrustdavid]

Ok but. Same.

[missblue664]

It’s the hottest Bop of 2020

[shameless-fujoshi]

[zanyunimo]

This man deserves all of the awards. This is a bop!

[elsinore-rose]

“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself

and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive

and she thinks, i can work with this

and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride

and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook

and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away

and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever

so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking

and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y’know i’m not gonna discourage that man

and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????

and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger

and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i’ve kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear

and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers

and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted

and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again

can that happen

[audkoch-deactivated20190602]

8D

[wordswithkittywitch]

Can we have a whole book of aromantic fairy tales?

[theasexualityblog-deactivated20]

I needed this so much.

[jagyularr]

I am down for this idea of the Beast as a scholarly ace tiger with horns.

[porterr-robinson]

[sushinfood]

this has no right being as intense as it is

[theishvalanalchemist]

FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

[dylanyonah-deactivated20170705]

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

[theishvalanalchemist]

Well said my friend.

[strawbebehmod]

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

[theishvalanalchemist]

“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

[i-am-mother-universe]

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

[theishvalanalchemist]

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies. 

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

[today-only-happens-once]

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show. 

[adorascake]

im so disappointed and proud of this fandom i came across this on Instagram and like 95% of the comments were saying the exact same thing💀💀

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[adorascake]

JAIL

[kihaku-gato]

[catchymemes]

American movie be like

[nightfurylover31]

Where’e the lie? XD

[avatarparallels]

Avatar The Last Airbender // The Dragon Prince Parallels

[themomentofdavyprentiss]

You’re not slick, Aaron

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Big Mood™️ rn fellas

[cutepikachu]

[iamaleximusprime]

I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus.  XD

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

Reblog if u love and support her!

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon 

[hexjackie]

Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.

[guys-positivity]

Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.

[definite-human]

Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail

[thefluffyvillain-fluffmaster]

Here to support trans Pikachu….

but at the same time to point out that Male Pikachu’s do not have a v shaped tail as stated by someone else.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[alittlefallofgay]

The girls are TALKING

[rooftop-bingo]

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

[muscosus]

[zicygomar]

[adampvrrish]

hopeless romantics who have never known love make some noise

[adampvrrish]

[tikkety-tok]

the way they slowly scoot over 😂😭

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[butwhatthefuck]

It’s a straw… like literally a straw

[thegoldengals]

Not a straw. Just that impressive.

[everythingfox]

Illegally small

[taraljc]

*dying*

[animatedamerican]

[ohsolitarysub]

My favorite Looney Tunes throwback 💜

[babysimpala]

Real life Looney Tunes 💖

[maneth985]

Kitty so smol and dog so big omg awwww😍😍😍