Obsess Much?

Hi, my name is James ☆ Nonbinary (they/them) | 33 | Grey-Asexual | Panromantic ☆ My top fandoms are Harry Potter (fuck Rowling though fr), Stargate, Percy Jackson, Pokémon, and Good Omens.

[ghstwht]

Wow, this is so cool!! Link!

[ghstwht]

It is based on GAIA DR3!!! AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE!

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[stupidbeecandle]

The east coast and west coast versions of ASL have different slang and formal words, "bus" is one of the most common ones I can think of

Theres also words in ASL that can be said with a Black accent but only by the Black community. Its similar to how folks on here capitalize the B in Black for identity but leave black lowercase for describing the color of objects.

And thats just in ASL, largely spoken in the USA but in some other places too. You get into BSL (Britain), PSL (Peru), and many many more. Check out the wiki if you want to learn more, they have an interesting section talking just about the 25 variations you see across the continent of Africa. Bamoko is generally a mens sign language but is at risk due to few users and eradication through standardization to ASL, it isnt used by many or highly recognized. Zimbobwian sign is considered an official language in the country with many speakers! Each one of these will be a completely different language with accents and cultures and tabboos! Sign languages are so cool to learn about and study. A lot of them were integral to civil rights movements and war efforts throughout history.

Accents are a global thing. You even see them in text. Folks on here joke that by reading, you can see the dialect differences in a tumblr user vs a reddit or a 4chan user who all use very specific formatting choices, grammar, and pictograms of sorts to portray accents through text

I love it

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[toboddly]

i was just reminded by a gifset that sam's goa'uld sensing ability extends to teal'c's symbiote. and like idk that is just kind of special to me. she always knows if he's there, she greets him when he enters a room without turning round because she knows it's him. taking comfort in his presence on a whole different plane because of this extra connection, this additional way she's grounded when he's around. i wonder how it must have felt to adjust to that once he lost his symbiote and began taking tretonin instead. i wonder if after that she started to jump whenever he appeared in a room, because she before was so used to just being able to sense him. i wonder how long it took her to stop feeling like something was wrong every time she saw him, now that reassurance has been taken away.

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[honeypiehotchner]

i want to read a very specific fanfic and i’m so mad that i can’t (it’s sitting in my drafts) (unfinished)

[honeypiehotchner]

so glad this post is resonating with people bc it’s still resonating with me as i am once again not working on said fanfics that i want to read

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

[supertaliart]

Here’s a bonus page in honor of May 4th!

[bakwaaas]

I know a lot of ppl hate this idea but I would absolutely love to have separate rooms w my spouse if I was married. like we can sleep in each others beds and probably would a lot of the time but also having your own space exclusively for your things which you can decorate however you want and don’t have to compromise on someone elses wants or worry about their mess and also can decompress there if u do want alone time would be amazing

[zanyunimo]

I mean my partner and I have separate bedrooms not just for our things and our own decorative taste (though our taste is quite similar already) it’s because I talk in my sleep and she snores. If we slept in the same bed one of us would murder the other in their sleep by the end of the week.

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[juneiper-art]

real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

[juneiper-art]

fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.

she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.

and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email

and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?

and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[saltedcaramelreblogs]

@sorbusaucuparia

[a-queer-mess]

Grace to his students in the movie: idk if I'm allowed to speak on this, its bad but its not so bad, you guys should maybe ask your parents

Grace to his students in the book: your parents are wrong and also stupid and the end of the world is happening right now

[velvetwar]

Stargate SG1 text posts round 5 🌀