Deus Ex Machina

A Warhammer 40k OC RP Blog. 18+ OC/AU Friendly.

[jackmeatington]

[monster--zero-deactivated201707]

When she asks for round 2.

[humbleojc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[afr-hoe-dite]

Omfg

[blissfulfellatio]

LMAO

[sanguine-eclipse-blog]

SHADOW ISLES UNDEAD BE LIKE

@uncle-touchy-lich @thelanternwretch @xdarkpassage @hook-and-chains

[wrathsart]

@twisted-wanderer

[k0iking-deactivated20220801]

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Made it an audio post.  The “Courage and Honor” quote from the book Betrayer. Enjoy!

[distractedsatrap]

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Based off of the inimitable @soniampride‘s post here.

[erebabes-deactivated20200405]

HOLY SHIT I WILL MAKE TEN MORE FOR YOU

[ultramarineblues]

MAKE ONE ABOUT FERRUS’ LACK OF A HEAD.

Or Iron Hands Legion Iron Hands Primarch both in name and literally.

You know the giant bats would aim as low as possible.

[sonoffenris]

1. Gullyman sounds so weird to me because I say Gilliman 2. Lol “classic Horus” 3. I want 6483995736 of these

[candiceirae]

Huh. I usually pronounce it Ghoul-i-man, with the middle ‘i’ making a soft, rather than hard vowel sound. That said, I like the idea that the Night Lords mangle the name, either out of deliberate disrespect, or the Nostramo accent.

[flunkyofmalcador]

I say “Gillyman”.

[wolffyluna]

I flip between Gwil-i-man, and Gi-yi-man.

[paper-mario-wiki]

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[narcisisto-archive]

gloriousaxecutioner:

daydreamerjim:

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

bigmammallama5:

w4rgoddess:

paper-mario-wiki:

just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

is this terry crews’s workout jam

Oh dip thats a bop 🔥×💃×🔥

@narcisisto

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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You wake up one day and realize you’re in a parallel universe. You’re not sure what exactly is different, only that everything seems a little… off. Your suspicions are confirmed when you go with your friends to the mall and Take On Me comes on, and it sounds like this.

[hamncheeeese]

this song makes me feel like i’m half asleep on the bathroom floor of a 7-Eleven at 3:17 in the morning and i was trying to make my way back to my hotel took the wrong turn on the highway and i got too tired to keep searching so i just gave up.

[wh40kartwork]

Shhhhh

by Tony Warne

[chaos-is-our-master]

*Hydra Dominatus*

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

Jesse McCree, known for being able to hold his drink and 3 time winner of the blackwatch chugging championships: so, moira, what makes you think th

Moira O'Deorain, born and raised in dublins fair city:

McCree: *quaking in his fucking boots*

[n0cxturne]

[nelc]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I hope you don’t mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[urtoks]

a proper representation of dwarf inquisitors dealing with all this fade nonsense:

[hurricaneginger]

NEVER NOT REBLOG

[muttmurdock]

star wars deleted scene

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[transfemininomenon]

when the DM says “roll initiative”

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[teqk]

When English isn’t taught correctly…

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

[professorjawn]

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

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Special thanks to @official-gyrozeppeli, @the-great-mighty-dick and @thecolossaljigglyman for their voices!

[fenris-calls]

Can we talk about the new Citadel Buttplug for a second